BlockyBlunders: ParentalPicks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Buddies: Where We Go Wider and Dig Deeper

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that limit your creativity? Well, look no further because our server is so wide, you’ll feel like you’re playing in an infinite universe! Want to build a giant roller coaster that stretches across multiple biomes? Go for it! Want to create a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only pink wool? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server because we can go wider than any other server out there.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a build-off, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wide world of Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Anonymous 916

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server, “mogged,” is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons, build houses out of candy, and battle evil unicorns for magical loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be living it up on “mogged”? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a spare pair of diamond pants.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

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Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mines Excavated:	3735	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dishonored Dorks Minecraft Server: Where Creeper Explosions are the Least of Your Worries

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend in with the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn in a sea of horses! We’ve got more bells and whistles than a circus parade and more surprises than a birthday party at Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to bust a move.

So why choose between 1 or 2 when you can have it all on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Zombie Dances:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4442
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creeper Cruise: Where Smoking is Only Allowed in the Nether

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can bring cigarettes on a cruise! That’s right, set sail on the high seas with your trusty pack of smokes and puff away as you build, explore, and battle mobs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pirate Captain Smokey Joe, who will challenge you to epic battles for treasure and glory. And rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a hidden stash of enchanted cigarettes that will give you superhuman abilities.

So why settle for a run-of-the-mill Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of cruising with cigarettes and battling pirates for magical smokes? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Booty Calls

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re greeted by a mysterious girl who claims to be the ruler of the server. Who is she? No one knows, but she’s got some serious skills when it comes to building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join our server for the chance to embark on wild adventures with the girl pic rel and her band of misfit players. Rumor has it that she once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s out of this world, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans the girl pic rel has in store for you. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6264

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blockheads Gone Wild

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant monument made entirely of cheese blocks. We’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic dance battles with other players using only emotes and dance moves. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and bragging rights for days.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. Just watch out for the zombie bouncers!

So why are we like this? Because we believe that Minecraft should be a place where you can let your imagination run wild and have the craziest adventures possible. So come join us and see just how wild things can get!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Runes Activated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Items Found:	6127

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelated Pals: ‘>be picrel’ Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Emeralds Found:	8160
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Queenless Russians Minecraft Server – Where chaos reigns and the queen is MIA!

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Are you tired of your queen being detrannified by those pesky Russians? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to retrannify your queen and get her back on the throne where she belongs. Build giant monuments in her honor, battle Russian spies in epic PvP battles, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving llamas and diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and save your queen from the clutches of those dastardly Russians!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Nukes – Minecraft Fallout Frenzy

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is TOTAL NCR DEATH edition! Join us for a wild ride through the wastelands of Minecraft where you’ll encounter mutated creatures, radioactive zones, and maybe even a few Deathclaws.

But wait, there’s more! We have resources from Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Build your own Vault, explore abandoned buildings, and fight off raiders in this post-apocalyptic world.

Join now and experience the thrill of surviving in a world gone mad. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden bunker filled with treasure or encounter a friendly Super Mutant looking for a buddy to play Minecraft with. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Asians: Where femininity meets blocky adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fabulous than a K-pop concert? Look no further, because our server is so full of Asian guys, you’ll forget you’re not dating a woman! These guys are so feminine, you’ll be questioning your own gender identity. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and masculinity.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	253	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Boobies & Creepers: Where’s the BBC Thread?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper (they’ve got some killer moves).

We have unicorns roaming the land, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs the BBC when you’ve got us to entertain you with our wacky antics?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Nations – Where Creepers Speak All Languages!

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Welcome to /int/ – the most international Minecraft server in the universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of alien pandas crash-landed on our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The only way to join in on the fun? You guessed it – joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their beaks. Want to learn their ways? Join us now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of flying llamas armed with diamond swords and laser eyes. So if you want to test your skills against these majestic creatures, come on over to /int/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dura-bility Busters: Aonuma’s Throwback Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your combat skills like never before? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: you’re in the heat of battle, swinging your sword with precision and skill, when suddenly… it breaks! That’s right, our server features weapons that break after a certain number of uses, adding a whole new level of strategy to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to think about when to use your weapons, but you also have to consider which enemies to use them on. It’s like a chess match, but with swords and creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced combat like this before.

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to conquer the challenges that await you. Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior in the world of Minecraft. Join now and prepare for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	269	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4