BlockyBloopers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThreesomeCraft: Crafting Relationships Since 2010

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Crafting, emotional connection, experimentation, fantasies, group sex, Intimacy, Jealousy, Long-term impact, Non-monogamy, open relationships, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sexual dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, ThreesomeCraft, Threesomes, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our wacky world where threesomes aren’t just for couples anymore! That’s right, on our server, you can team up with not one, not two, but THREE players to take on epic quests and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Love Triangle” mini-game, where you and two other players compete for the affections of an elusive NPC. Will you win their heart or will you be left heartbroken? The drama is real, folks!

So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle of your own!

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

Canada, Competition, CraftyCanucks, Diplomacy, Dispute, Government, headlines, Hockey, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, pride, Rivalry, Server, social media, sports, trudeau, trump, Victory, WIN

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	3205
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trudeau vs trump!!! we have so much fun and craziness, you won’t even remember who those guys are!!!

our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!

we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!

BlockyTroopWithdrawal

American soldiers, BlockyTroopWithdrawal, defense strategy, diplomatic relations, european allies, foreign policy, free speech concerns, germany, global politics, government decision, international relations, military alliances, military bases, military deployment, military presence, national security, nato, political controversy, troop movements, US troop withdrawal, Vance

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Divine Spears Created:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we float US troop withdrawal from Germany over free-speech concerns!! why you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the troops wanna come play with us!! imagine building a base with a soldier next to you, protecting you from creepers and zombies!! plus, we have the most insane pvp battles where you can fight for your right to free speech while dodging arrows and fireballs!! join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!! no troops were harmed in the making of this server, we promise 😉

Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

division of labor, domestic responsibilities, domestic tasks, Edition, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender division, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender gap, gender imbalance, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Havoc, household chores, household duties, housework, societal expectations, time allocation, Time management, time spent, traditional roles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	7

join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

auction house, Barebones, Bounties, classic, Discord, Gangs, grind, Guards, hidden quests, Ip:, Minecraft, Nonop, nostalgic, parkour challenges, pen, Potions, Prestige, Prison, Quests, Roleplay, Server, solitary confinement, Swords

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

Server Features:

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Remember the old days of Prison Servers? Join us for a classic Prison experience with grind and community.

What makes this server different:

Become a Parolee	Leave the prison and build a farm for more money
Prestiges	Earn special rewards after hitting top rank
Guards	Assist/protect new players and enforce rules
Quests	Complete for extra cash or special items
Gangs	Join a gang and fight with rival gangs
Swords and Potions	Illegal, Guards will PVP if seen with them
The grind	Smelt ores, walk through PVP zones to sell them
Prison plots	Rent a cell/plot to store items or build
Start with basic tools	Work for better gear

Ranks:

A	Default Prisoner
B	$25,000
C	$80,000
D	$250,000
E	$800,000
Parolee	$1,500,000
Citizen	$2,000,000
Guard	Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, takes Contraband
SrGuard	Seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
Warden	Administrator Position
SrWarden	Senior Administrator Position

FAQs:

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order by enforcing rules.

Can I become a Guard?

Yes, join the server and Discord to apply for the Guard position.

Wonderful Day Craft 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous blessings, anonymous cheer, anonymous encouragement, anonymous greetings, anonymous happiness, anonymous kindness, anonymous love, anonymous positivity, anonymous positivity vibes, anonymous support, anonymous well wishes, Craft, Day, Good Vibes, happy thoughts, have a great day, Kindness, positive energy, positivity, spreading joy, Wonderful, wonderful day

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen!

You’ll be swimming in a sea of diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval showdown with llamas riding into battle!

Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a rave party in the Nether.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken wearing a top hat!

NoSleepForMiracleBaby

aita, baby, Boundaries, christmas, Cozy, Familiar, family gathering, guest room, infertility, king size bed, miracle baby, NAP, NoSleepForMiracleBaby, Overnight, parents, ruined Christmas, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Struggle, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Emeralds Found:	9429	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like royalty just like OP’s nephew! Join us for epic adventures and cozy naps in our virtual guest rooms.

But beware, if you dare to stand up for your rights like OP did, you might find yourself sleeping on the virtual couch while the babies take over. Will you be labeled as “selfish” by the virtual parents for wanting to keep your virtual room? Only time will tell on our server.

So come join us for a Christmas gathering like no other, where the drama is as real as the pixels on your screen. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this outrageous virtual family!

SigmaCraft: Manly Mine Mayhem

alpha male, Confidence, Enigmatic, independent, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, leader, lone wolf, manly, Masculinity, MAYHEM, Mysterious, nonconformist, personal growth, Philosophical, self actualization, self improvement, self-assured, self-reliant, sigma, Sigmacraft, Unconventional

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Imagine a world where every block is made of pure sigma energy, where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Sigma Sword, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. But beware, the sword is guarded by a herd of killer bunnies who have a taste for pixelated blood.

Need a break from adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our custom-built arena made entirely of diamond blocks. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive Sigma-themed nightclub, where the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a top hat made of enchanted emeralds? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

Belarus, defense cooperation, eastern europe, international relations, joint defense, joint exercise, joint maneuvers, joint military drill, joint military exercise, joint operation, military alliance, military cooperation, military exercise, military partnership, military training, Minecraft, Redstone, revolution, russia, security cooperation, September, Server, strategic partnership

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and guess what? russia and belarus are holding a joint military drill in september ON THE SERVER! like, you can be part of the action, fighting off creepers and zombies alongside the russian and belarusian soldiers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now and be a part of history in the making. plus, there’s gonna be free virtual vodka for all players. don’t miss out, comrade!

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Claims, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, DECLARATION, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, February 24, Geopolitics, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine, Victory, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Star Shards Collected:	97

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server tryna declare ‘victory’ over ukraine on feb. 24 like bro just join our server instead we got way better stuff goin on like a secret underground base full of diamond blocks and a pet creeper that farts rainbows. ukrainian intel is shook by our epic builds and pvp skills, they cant handle the madness we bring to the virtual world. join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever, where anything is possible and russia can suck it.

Rustmine server minecraft

Minecraft, Rustmine, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Rustmine is always happy for you

RustMineSurv.aternos.me

SmartieSMP

Active, Builder, Community, Engage, Engineer, Events, Experience, Explorer, Friendly, hand built, passionate, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, Survival, switches, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4360
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Server Overview

About the Server	We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches	We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect	Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

How to join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord LINK provided above and following the instructions in the server.

Is this server modded?

No, this server offers a vanilla Minecraft experience with no plugins or mods altering the core gameplay mechanics.

Are PvP and stealing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and stealing are allowed on the server, but the main focus is on survival and community building.

How often does the server reset?

The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

Enchanted Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Enchanted, Haven

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4010
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	150

My wife left me for a creeper on this server, but it’s cool because now I have more time to mine diamonds and build epic structures!

Join this server if you want to find love with a blocky mob or just want to escape the real world and live in a pixelated paradise!

We have so many mods and plugins that you’ll never get bored, plus the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join the best Minecraft server ever created – where even the pigs have PhDs in redstone engineering!

PapercraftProbs

Agenda, ANNOYED, Boyfriend, CHAPTERS, Communication, compromise, Girlfriend, inconsiderate, irritated, living together, noise, Notes, overreacting, PapercraftProbs, Printing, relationship, school papers, Slides, small studio apartment, Teacher

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6448
Star Shards Collected:	118	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of living in a small studio apartment with your boyfriend who gets triggered by the sound of printing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and leave all your printing woes behind. No annoying boyfriends pausing shows or going outside for a smoke because of some harmless printing noise. Here, you can print to your heart’s content without any judgment!

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for those who just want to plan their month out in peace. Say goodbye to unnecessary drama and hello to a world where printing is celebrated!

So come on, join us and experience the joy of printing without any interruptions. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect getaway from boyfriend troubles?

NoSleepMinecraftSMP

anxiety, bedtime anxiety, bedtime routine, bedtime worries, fear, insomnia, late night thoughts, Nightmares, NoSleepMinecraftSMP, overthinking, restlessness, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep struggles, sleepless nights, sleepless nights solutions, sleepless nights tips, sleepless thoughts, stress, tossing and turning, worries

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. You’ll never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll pull next, from building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fish as weapons.

And don’t even get me started on the mods we have. They’re like wizards who can make rainbows shoot out of your butt just by typing a few commands. Trust me, you’ll never be bored with the crazy stuff they come up with.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ores Mined:	4968	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Towns Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3