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Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Alien Abductions: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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