BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Farms Harvested:	472
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Towns Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Buildings Constructed:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Alien Abductions:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	236	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1317	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	81
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Secret Passages Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	116
Emeralds Found:	2625	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

BelieveInPastLifeMC SMP

Afterlife, BELIEF, BelieveInPastLifeMC, Consciousness, doubt, Evidence, Existence, FAITH, Karma, Memories, Metaphysical, Past Life, philosophy, Questioning, regression therapy, Reincarnation, Science, skepticism, smp, Soul, spirituality, Supernatural

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Animals Bred:	134	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Crops Grown:	8422	Farms Harvested:	892
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. It’s like, insane, bro.

But wait, it gets even crazier. The whole server is actually built on top of a portal to the past. Yeah, like, you can literally go back in time and see dinosaurs and stuff. And the best part is, you can ride a T-Rex as your mount. How cool is that, bro?

So, like, if you’re into past lives and stuff, you should totally join this server. It’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft, bro. And who knows, maybe in your past life, you were actually a Minecraft pro. It’s like, mind-blowing, bro. You gotta check it out, trust me.

BingeCraft: The Last Show

action, binge watching, binge-worthy, BingeCraft, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tags, marathon watching, Mystery, Netflix, series, Show, streaming, Suspense, television, television binge, Television Show, Thriller, TV addiction, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	466	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of watching TV shows all day and night? Well, it’s time to put down that remote and pick up your pickaxe because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got the ultimate binge-watching experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about running out of episodes to watch because we’ve got a whole world of endless entertainment waiting for you. From epic build battles to thrilling treasure hunts, there’s always something new and exciting to keep you glued to your screen.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and outrageous community of players you’ll ever meet. From pranksters who love to pull crazy stunts to master builders who can create jaw-dropping masterpieces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to the ultimate binge-watching experience on our Minecraft server. Join us today and get ready for non-stop fun and laughter!

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2378
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Magic Items Found:	6751
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3248	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Buildings Constructed:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Votes:	6541	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Potions Brewed:	144
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9768	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2