BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seasonal Waifu Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime crush, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime girl question, anime lover, anime question, anime season, anime waifu, best girl, favorite character, favorite waifu, fictional character, Fictional crush., Otaku, Quest, Season, Seasonal, waifu, waifu question

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

Bro, forget about waifus, join this Minecraft server and build a harem of pixelated chickens instead!

We’ve got more colors of sheep than you can count, it’s like a rainbow threw up all over the place!

And don’t even get me started on the creepers, those little green boogers will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate blend of chaos and creativity!

Resent Japan and Korea Minecraft SMP

Asian neighbors, brotherhood, common heritage, cooperation, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, east asia, forgiveness, historical animosity, international relations, Japan, Korea, long-standing grudges, Minecraft, mutual respect, Peace, reconciliation, regional stability, resent, Resentment, smp, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	551
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the ultimate battle between Japan and Korea! Will they finally put aside their differences and become like brothers? Or will the rivalry continue to escalate in hilarious and unexpected ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic showdown in the world of Minecraft! Plus, we have rare in-game items like magical kimchi swords and sushi armor that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and help bring peace (or chaos) to this unique server!

AccomplishedSteve – Minecraft SMP

AccomplishedSteve, accomplishment, Achievements, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, fulfillment, Gratitude, introspection, Legacy, life evaluation, life goals, Minecraft, mortality, personal growth, purpose, Reflection, regrets, satisfaction, self reflection, self worth, smp, success

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

LOL, imagine dying and being like “Oh no, I didn’t join that epic Minecraft SMP where we ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor!” Like, come on, bro, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most epic server ever. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, like, join now or forever regret not being part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TrashFlickzMC

b movie, cheesy movie, cult cinema, cult classic, cult classic movies, cult classics, cult favorite, cult favorites, cult film, cult hit, cult movie, favorite bad movie, garbage movie, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure films, guilty pleasure movie, Hidden Gem, so bad it’s good, TrashFlickzMC, underrated films, underrated movies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of watching the same old boring movies over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our very own exclusive movie night every week where we watch the absolute worst, most cringeworthy movies ever made! From cheesy rom-coms to hilariously bad action flicks, we guarantee you’ll have a blast laughing your blocky head off.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Cinema Museum, where you can explore virtual exhibits dedicated to the most infamous flops in film history. Want to see the actual rubber shark from that terrible Jaws knockoff? Or maybe you’d like to take a selfie with the cardboard cutout of the “star” of a forgotten ’80s sci-fi disaster? It’s all here, waiting for you to discover!

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you can join us for a movie experience like no other? Come on in and make your garbage movie dreams come true!

FluCraftDownUndr

Australian, avian flu, child, detect, epidemiology, FluCraftDownUndr, global health, H5N1, health, India, Infectious Disease, influenza, outbreak, pandemic, public health, rare, respiratory illness, scientists, Strain, travel, Virus

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5559
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the real world where rare bird flu strains are attacking children who travel to India! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from the deadly virus and even create a cure using only blocks and redstone! join now and save the world from this crazy epidemic while also building epic structures and battling zombies! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

Enchanted Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, advice, ANONYMOUS, Appearance, b.., critique, Enchanted, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, forum, Girlfriend, girlfriend approval, Honesty, judgment, Online Community, opinion, Personality, PIXEL, Rating, Realm, relationship, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Runes Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Bro, forget about your girlfriend and join this epic Minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than her!

We got creepers that explode like your ex’s drama, and zombies that are more braindead than your last relationship.

Join us for some pixelated fun and forget about real life drama, because on this server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle and trolling your friends.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unlike that last Tinder date you went on.

Vtuber Conspiracies Minecraft SMP

conspiracies, conspiracy theories, digital influencers, internet culture, Internet Mysteries, internet secrets, Minecraft, online communities, online conspiracies, online gossip, online mysteries, online rumors, online speculation, online theories, smp, virtual content creators., virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fans

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dive deep into the world of vtuber conspiracies! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the cows in the game are secretly vtubers in disguise. Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly 3:33 AM, you’ll uncover a secret underground vtuber lair filled with diamond-encrusted microphones. But be careful, because the Ender Dragon is actually a vtuber in disguise trying to steal all our subscribers! So come join us on this wild adventure and uncover the mysteries of the vtuber world in Minecraft!

CarCraft: Petty Cousin Edition

aita, car ownership, car stolen, CarCraft, close family, Communication, cousin, Edition, family, family dynamics, financial agreement, financial difficulty, financial responsibility, log book, loyalty, ownership, parking fine, Petty, sold car, Trust, Understanding, Unpaid

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Hey there gamers!

So, picture this: you join our Minecraft server and you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly a wild car appears! Yes, you read that right – a car in Minecraft! And not just any car, but a magical car that can fly and shoot fireworks out of its exhaust pipe. How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! This car comes with a crazy backstory – it was originally owned by a generous player who sold it for a measly £500 to their cousin, only to have it sold again without their knowledge. Now, the new owners are trying to change the ownership details, but the original owner is not having any of it. Drama, betrayal, and parking fines – this car has seen it all!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of driving a flying, firework-shooting car in Minecraft, and maybe even uncover the mystery behind its shady past, then join our server now! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!

LonelyCraft

Boundaries, Burnout, changing priorities, emotional exhaustion, inner peace, introversion, lifestyle changes, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, social exhaustion, societal pressures, solitude

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boring, mundane people in your everyday life? Do you just want to escape to a world where you can be all by yourself and not have to worry about socializing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content without having to deal with pesky humans. No more small talk, no more awkward social interactions – just you and your virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place for introverts, hermits, and anyone who just needs a break from the chaos of the outside world. So come join us and embrace your inner loner – trust us, you won’t regret it!

HeartBeat Haven

absorbed by heart, advanced cardiology, AVEIR device, cardiac device, child pacemaker, cordless pacemaker, dual chamber pacemaker, groundbreaking technology, Haven, heart health, heart implant, heart innovation, Heartbeat, innovative pacemaker, leadless pacemaker, medical technology, Minimally Invasive Surgery, no leads pacemaker, pediatric cardiology, pediatric heart surgery, pediatric medicine, smaller pacemaker

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	925097	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like having a dual chamber leadless pacemaker implanted in a child? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest server in town!

Our server is like no other, just like this AVEIR dual chamber device! It’s so different from traditional servers because it’s like 10 times smaller and has no leads or cords… just like how our server is leadless and cordless, baby!

Join us now for a heart-pounding adventure that will have you feeling like you’re implanted with the coolest pacemaker in town. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Let’s get gaming, y’all!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Community, Creative Server, creeper, Difficulty, Discord, Dynmap, Enderman, Experience, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, No-Claims, Server, smaller, update, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Love Letters Sent:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Rules
Age Requirement: 25+
No Ranks or Moderator positions
No area claim plugins
Started new map on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update
World border set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn
Small community with 8-12 players online at peak times
Render view distance set at 32 chunks
Playing on Hard difficulty

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord using the provided link and tell us about yourself before we whitelist you.

Q: Is there an age requirement?

A: Yes, the age requirement is 25+ to join the server.

Q: Are there area claim plugins on the server?

A: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.

Q: What is the world border set at?

A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.

Q: How many players are usually online at peak times?

A: We typically have 8-12 players online at peak times.

Q: What is the render view distance set at?

A: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 chunks.

Q: Do you use any plugins on the server?

A: We use plugins for grief protection, chat functionality, and other minor enhancements. Please refer to the overview for more details.

EternalCraft Skyrealm 1.20

controversial topics, criminal acts, criminal behavior, cultural acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural norms, EternalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, Japan, Japanese society, pedophilia, public behavior, public perception, rape, skyrealm, social acceptance, Social Issues, societal norms, societal taboos, taboo subjects, train etiquette

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	7025	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a land where anything goes! We embrace the chaos and madness of Japan, where you can build and explore without limits.

Forget about societal norms, on our server, you can be as loud as you want on the train and eat while walking without any judgment.

Embrace the freedom to express yourself in the most outrageous ways possible. Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Console Game Breaker Minecraft SMP

Breaker, CIRI, console, console release, controversy, criticism, Disappointment, fan expectations, fan reactions, Flop, Game, game development, game quality, Gaming, industry trends, insanely broken game, Minecraft, MONEY, profit, Sales, smp, video games, Witcher 4, wrong

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	431
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, perfectly functioning servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we release insanely broken games (on console) and still make a bunch of money anyways! Anons still believe that Witcher 4 will flop because of Ciri, but we’re here to prove them wrong with our chaotic and hilarious gameplay. Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs. Who needs a perfectly polished server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see for yourself why we’re the most entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

No Meds, Just Blocks

blocks, critical care, disease prevention, emergency medicine, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare disparities, life-saving treatments, life-threatening conditions, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, medical expertise, medical history, medical innovations, Medical Interventions, medical miracles, Medical research, medical technology, meds, modern medicine, survival stories

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

If modern medicine didn’t exist, you’d probably be dead from a paper cut or a pesky mosquito bite. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing potions that can cure anything from a broken heart to a zombie bite. Join us and never worry about dying from a common cold again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? So come on over and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server around!

AussieCraft: Ukrained and Confused

AussieCraft, Australia, Captivity, captured, Conflict, Confused, Fighting, footage, foreign fighter, International, interrogated, investigation, man, Military, News, Propaganda, Russian, Soldier, Tensions, Ukraine, Ukrained, Video, War

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	8506
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Endless Night Skies:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can fight for ur country like that australian dude fighting for ukraine in that russian video? well, u can do that here! join our server and u can be a hero too! fight off the evil mobs and protect the land like a true warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can plan ur attacks and strategize with ur fellow players. come join us and be a part of something epic!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Potions Brewed:	125
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7