BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
Players Killed by Monsters: 9267 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Mines Excavated: 3544 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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