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Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Buildings Constructed:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	342
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Second Season Snubbed

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Potions Brewed:	99
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9816
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6772
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7478	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoChinNoWinCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VetHospitalMassacre

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

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yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vanilla Vail: Where the Towny is Townier and the PvP is Punnier!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Build your own home
PVP other players in arena
Play chat games
Gain exclusive MC items through shop
Become apart of staff and be apart of our village

And so much more!!! Join us today! We also offer other games with game nights, hosted lobbies and more!

LINK: discord.gg/gamerofvail

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build my own home on the server?	Yes, you can build your own home.
Are there any PVP options available?	Yes, you can PVP other players in the arena.
How can I gain exclusive MC items?	You can obtain exclusive MC items through our shop.
Is there a way to become a staff member?	Yes, you can become a part of our staff and be a part of our village.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Crafty Falafel Minecraft Server

Crafty, cultural cuisine, dining experience, falafel, Favorite Food, food culture, food preferences, Hummus, international cuisine, Israeli cuisine abroad, Israeli food, Israeli salad, Kosher food, local favorites, Mediterranean cuisine, middle eastern cuisine, Minecraft, pita bread, sabich, Server, Shakshuka, tahini

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old virtual food? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up the most delicious Israeli cuisine you’ve ever tasted! From falafel to shakshuka, we’ve got all your favorites and more!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground hummus society. Join us as we embark on epic quests to uncover the best hummus recipes in all of Minecraftia. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Chickpea is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and feast on the tastiest Israeli dishes while embarking on crazy culinary adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hummus master of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

Board, Digital culture, Fun, internet forum, Joshipedo, Joshipedos, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communication, Online Community, online community building, online community management., online discussion, online engagement, online group, online interaction, online networking, online participation, online platform, online society, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, User-generated content, virtual community

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6547	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	249
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6