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Eternity SMP

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7657	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Potions Brewed:	76	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1900	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	738
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	New Chunks Explored:	859976
Void Armor Forged:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2713	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9291	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magic Items Found:	3061	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

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so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Raftel

1.21, Beta Registration, Build Reward, Competitive Ranking, Faction, Factions, Farmable, In-Game Grades, Individual PvP, minecraft server, October 18 2024, PvP, Raftel, Regular Events, server opening, Survival, TNT Disable, top faction, Unique, Website

PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	24818	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5