BlockyBaddies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	123	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	120	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crops Grown:	1081
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	4293
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4830	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4864
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3372
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.