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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

101.180.88.27

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!

Only Jews Minecraft SMP Will Insist My Penis Is Small

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where only the most outrageous players thrive! Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles, the craziest pranks, and the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!

Vtuber Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers and questionable decisions. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually inside a virtual world – perfect for those who want to go balls-deep in a vtuber and fill a fake anime woman with their seed. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Is This True? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

EkmiTV Server for Entertainment! Minecraft server

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EkmiTV: This is an ordinary Minecraft server on which there is almost nothing yet, but soon we will add mini-games and so on there! We also have kind creators!

EkmiTV.aternos.me

> All the Developers Had to Do Was Increase Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with fire like the Dragon’s Fury! But wait, there’s more – we’ve also got an Axtinguisher that can puff and sting your enemies into oblivion! Sure, the developers may have nerfed it, but who needs logic when you’ve got insane weapons like these?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a chicken? Or build a castle out of enchanted obsidian that shoots rainbows at intruders? The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PixelatedPickle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being the awkward loner in your Minecraft server? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our crazy SMP where the members are so tight-knit, they can practically read each other’s minds. And then there’s you, just floating around like a lost sheep. But hey, maybe you’ll finally find your place and stop being the server’s resident weirdo. Join now before they start a petition to kick you out for being too socially inept!

Vendetta

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Sigma SMP, only for the boys. Level 30 gyat, minimum.

Mom told me if I have over 100 players, she will buy me new PC.

vendetamc.net

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Weekend Gartic Phone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn and explode again!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers!

So come on in, Faggots and Faggetes, and join the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	374	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ores Mined:	8438
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	224
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	428857

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	5500	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	153	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	338467	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	7514	Star Shards Collected:	65
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	388
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7780
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7647
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3