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CraftyFamBiz Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Alcoholic, assets, Asshole, Business, CraftyFamBiz, family, furious, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, outcast, Portfolio, real estate, scapegoat, self-deletion, selfish, Server, Shamed, shunned, Siblings, Trust

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and leeches trying to take advantage of your success? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and build your own empire without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. With our virtual real estate, you can create the ultimate kingdom and rule it with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice).

Forget about family shunning and shame, on our server, you are the king (or queen) and no one can tell you what to do with your assets. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or explore the Nether. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled siblings!

GirlBlocker420

advice, age difference, age gap, aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, concerns, Conflict, Crush, DATING, family, girl, GirlBlocker420, inappropriate, intervention, Maturity, parenting, relationships, sibling, younger sibling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	96
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and awkward conversations about dating at a young age? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world where 11-year-olds are trying to date 8-year-olds. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and avoid uncomfortable sibling interactions. Plus, we have a secret realm where you can hide from annoying siblings who just don’t understand boundaries. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the drama behind!

PixelPitFalls

cautionary tale, danger, Deception, ensnarement, enticement, Falling, false sense of security, hidden dangers, ILLUSION, Misconception, pitfall, PixelPitFalls, seduction, snare, subtle traps, temptation, trap, unaware, unseen risks, unsuspecting victims, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2292
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and fall into the trap of endless fun and laughter! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself falling into pixelated pits of joy every time you log on.

Forget about boring old traps like falling into lava or getting lost in a maze, on our server, the real trap is trying to stop playing once you’ve started. Our virtual world is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why players keep falling into the trap of our insanely fun Minecraft server!

SneezeCraft – Pepper Factory

Allergies, aroma, Challenges, Difficulty, FACTORY, irritant, Manufacturing, nose tickle, occupational hazard, occupational health., Pepper, pepper dust, pepper factory, production, pungent, repetitive motion, respiratory, Seasoning, SneezeCraft, sneezing, spicy, ventilation, Working

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3128	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.

our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Europa’s Alien Core – Minecraft Server

Alien, alien life, Astrobiology, celestial bodies, core, Europa’s core, Europa’s ocean, Europa’s surface, europas, extraterrestrial life, icy surface, Jupiter, Jupiter’s moon, metallic core, Minecraft, moon Europa, Ocean, outer space, planetary research, researchers, scientific discovery, Server, small core, space exploration, speculation

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2986	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to jupiter’s moon europa! we got aliens, we got icy oceans, we even got a small metallic core at the center for all you hardcore miners out there! come dig your way to the center of the moon and uncover the mysteries of extraterrestrial life! who needs earth when you can explore europa in minecraft?! sign up now for a chance to be the first to discover the truth about this mysterious moon!

CollabCraft Empire 1.21.3

1.21.3, CollabCraft, collaboration, collaboration clarification, collaboration confusion, collaboration decision, collaboration discussion, collaboration explanation, collaboration idea, collaboration inquiry, collaboration interest, collaboration opportunity, collaboration potential, collaboration proposal, collaboration question, collaboration reason, collaboration request, collaboration suggestion, Empire, missed opportunity, Partnership, working together

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Lol, bro, u gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

They got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on speed.

Plus, the admins are so chill, they’ll give you enchanted gear just for saying “please” in the chat.

So, like, why no collab? Get your blocky butt in here and let’s build the most epic castle this side of the Nether!

DadGFsKids Minecraft Server

blended families, challenging family dynamics, DadGFsKids, dealing with difficult stepmother, family conflict, family disapproval, family dynamics, Family Values, generational divide, grandparent disapproval, intergenerational conflict, loyalty to parents, Minecraft, navigating family relationships, parental dating, parental relationships, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepmother, Server, setting boundaries, sibling solidarity, stepfamily issues, toxic relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with your dad’s shady live-in girlfriend and her demon spawn? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from the drama!

Join us for a virtual world where you can build your own fortress to keep out unwanted family members, like Liz and her little minions. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots, not some money-grubbing girlfriend.

Don’t let your dad guilt trip you into spending time with his toxic girlfriend and her bratty kids. Instead, dive into our server where you can make new friends who actually respect boundaries and don’t push toddlers aside like rag dolls.

So if you’re ready to escape the family drama and build your own paradise, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a dysfunctional family when you have a virtual world to conquer?

MomCraftWeddingBonanza

difficult relationships, divisive posts, family approval, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, mom’s wedding, MomCraftWeddingBonanza, negative behavior, wedding attendance, wedding concerns, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding support

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Farms Harvested:	706	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will make you forget all about your mom’s questionable fiance.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have players who make the worst restaurant critics look like amateurs. Watch as they throw food at virtual waiters and declare everything “trash” just because it’s not up to their standards. It’s like dining out with your mom’s fiance, but in pixelated form!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are experts at starting online wars over the most ridiculous things. From declaring anyone who likes a certain block as “not a real Minecrafter” to wishing death upon creepers, you’ll never run out of drama on our server.

And if you’re worried about family dynamics, don’t be! We have players who will show you how to deal with tough and divisive people, just like your mom’s fiance. Learn valuable life lessons on how to navigate relationships with difficult individuals while building your dream pixelated world.

So come join us on our server and experience a virtual world crazier than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft?

CraftyContraband

activities, activities that feel wrong, Behavior, Boundaries, controversial, CraftyContraband, Ethics, gray area, illegal, Legal, moral, moral dilemmas, Questionable, regulations, rules, social expectations, societal norms, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of living life on the straight and narrow? Looking for some thrills without breaking the law? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where everything feels incredibly illegal, but it’s all totally legit!

Explore our virtual world where mining diamonds feels like you’re pulling off a heist, building epic structures feels like you’re defying gravity, and battling mobs feels like you’re taking down a criminal empire.

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush without any of the consequences. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the legal high you never knew you needed!

TikTokHonorSlayerNYC

.14, Community, crime, domestic violence, family, Father, girl, Honor Killing, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, new york, SLAYS, social media, teenager, tiktok, TikTokHonorSlayerNYC, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this wild story of a dad who went cray cray and did an ‘honor killing’ on his daughter for using tiktok. like wtf man, that’s some next level insanity. but hey, on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. so join now for a killer time (but not in a creepy dad way, obvi).

MapleCraft GutBiome Restore

Canadian, diet, gut biome, GutBiome, human study, MapleCraft, new study, research, restoration, Restore

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy cool thing where we like, restore your gut biome with like, virtual food or something. it’s like, totally legit, bro.

like, the other day, this player was like, totally transformed after eating a virtual salad on the server. they went from being a total noob to a pro in like, 0.2 seconds. it was like, magic, man.

so, like, if you wanna level up your Minecraft skills and have a totally rad time, you gotta join this server. plus, we have like, virtual smoothies that give you superpowers or something. it’s like, so wild, man.

join now and become a Minecraft master in no time. trust me, it’s gonna be like, totally epic, dude.

Boyfriend’s Kingdom 1.21.1

1.21.1, boyfriends, crime, dark thoughts, DATING, emotional distress, Ethics, evil world, had a boyfriend, Kingdom, mental health, middle class, morality, murder children, privileged, psychological impact, relationships, social status, societal expectations, societal issues, traumatic experiences, violence, white female

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Yo, yo, yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like, totally lit, like a fireball in the sky! Join us if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, like this chick who had a boyfriend but decided to go all cray-cray and talk about murdering children. Like, what even is reality anymore?

But hey, on our server, you can unleash all your wildest fantasies without actually harming anyone! Build a castle, slay some zombies, or just chill with some virtual pals. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

FriendDrop Minecraft Server

afterthought, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, compliments, dropping friends, ex best friend, feeling neglected, FriendDrop, Friendship Dynamics, getting drunk, hanging out with men, hooking up, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, insensitive behavior, male centered, Minecraft, Server, skinny, third wheel, toxic relationships, treating poorly, work relationships

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic friendships and drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being treated like a third wheel or being belittled by so-called friends. Instead, you can build your own virtual paradise and surround yourself with supportive and friendly players.

Forget about getting mad at for little things or having your feelings hurt by mean-spirited comments. On our server, compliments are plentiful and everyone is encouraged to spread kindness and positivity.

And if you’re tired of dealing with male-centered drama and shallow friendships, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about having fun, building epic structures, and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic friendships and hello to a world of adventure and laughter! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual bar serves the best virtual drinks in town!

FamCraft VacayDelay LOL

being considerate, canceled plans, Communication, compassion, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dealing with change, Disappointment, Empathy, FamCraft, family, family emergencies, flexibility, last minute changes, lol, Miscommunication., Priorities, relationships, Support, Understanding, unexpected situations, vacation delay, VacayDelay

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	6108

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any last-minute vacation postponements or annoying friends ruining your plans.

Join us and leave behind the chaos of cancellations, distant friends, and passive-aggressive picnics. Our server is a place where you can truly relax and enjoy the simple pleasure of creating your own virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of real life. Build your own paradise and escape from all the craziness that comes with it. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Degree Diploma

art, Calligraphy, career, Certification, Craft, Crafty, creativity, Decorative, Degree, design, Diploma, education, fine arts, Graduation, handwriting, penmanship, PROFESSIONAL, skill, Traditional, typography, Writing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like stepping into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows. but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and talking chickens that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the land.

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake and ride on the backs of giant turtles through the ocean. not to mention, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? yeah, it’s wild. so come on and join us for the craziest and most fun minecraft experience of your life! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1