Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4814	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BdayBlockBizarre

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Have you ever brought a live llama to a birthday party? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable birthday celebrations you’ve ever seen. From exploding cake mobs to surprise party raids, you never know what to expect on our server. So grab your party hat and come join the fun – just watch out for the flying pigs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MonsterAlFayed’s Minecraft Server

#metoo movement, Abused, Accountability, Accusers, Al Fayed, allegations, Former Harrods Boss, Harassment, high profile case, Justice, Lawyers, legal proceedings, Minecraft, Monster, MonsterAlFayeds, power dynamics, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, uk news, victim advocacy, workplace misconduct, young women

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of al fayed being a ‘monster’ and abusing young women LMAO. we got lawyers for his accusers in the game too, fighting for justice and stuff. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s wild. plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil bosses and save the day. join now for a crazy adventure you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BombCraft: Ukraine Edition

airstrikes, Armed Forces, BombCraft, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, global security, guided bombs, international conflict, military aggression, military drones, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, UAVs, Ukraine, War Crimes

come join our minecraft server, where the only bombs dropping are the sick beats in our virtual dance parties! forget about real-world conflicts, we’re too busy building giant statues of llamas and racing pigs through obstacle courses. plus, our resident hacker can make your character fly like a majestic unicorn. join us now and let’s create chaos and laughter together in this pixelated paradise!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ores Mined:	929
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hybrid COVID XEC Server

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hey y’all, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, dis server is like da COVID variant XEC of Minecraft servers – it’s more contagious dan a yawn in a boring meeting!

imagine a world where creepers explode into confetti, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and diamonds rain from da sky like glitter at a rave. dat’s da kind of chaos you’ll find on dis server.

we got custom plugins dat will blow your mind, like a disco ball dat follows you around and plays your favorite tunes, or a magic wand dat turns all da mobs into cute lil puppies. who wouldn’t wanna join dis madness?

plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret hidden treasure on da server, you’ll unlock superpowers like flying without wings or shooting fireballs from your eyes. sounds crazy, right? well, dat’s just da tip of da iceberg on dis server.

so come on, join us and experience da wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, blocks, BOUGHTER, Builders, Buildings, Buyer, Clans, Community, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Goods, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Server, Shop, Store, Survival, Survivalists, TEAM, Territories, Tools

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Runes Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Electric Boogaloo SMP: Explosive Fun for Everyone! ⚡🎮🔥

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, Boogaloo, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Electric, enriched, Exploration, explosive, Fun, java, Monsters, multiplayer, Non-Whitelisted, Player-owned, Resources, RPG, Server, smp, Survival, welcome

Charged Creeper Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience
QoL Features	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System
Player Economy	Sell items at your chosen price with a player-owned economy
Multiplatform Support	Play with friends on different MC versions using ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord Channel	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and useful resources
Custom Help Menu	24/7 resource for assistance

Charged Creeper Server FAQ

Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. You can join anytime.

How can I join the server?

For Java version, use the IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock version, use port 25566.

What are some unique features of the server?

Some unique features include lite RPG elements, player-owned economy, custom monsters, and multiplatform support.

Is there a website or Discord channel for the server?

Yes, you can visit the website and join the Discord channel for more information.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Final Fantasy Circlejerk Minecraft SMP

Beloved, circlejerk, classic, critique, fan favorites., fanbase, Fandom, FANTASY, ff7, FINAL, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy series, final fantasy vii, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, iconic, long-running series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgia overload, RPG, smp, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just blend together like a bad potion recipe? Well, look no further because our server is like the Final Fantasy series on steroids!

Join us and escape the mundane world of Minecraft where every server feels like a rehash of the same old thing. Our server is like a Final Fantasy game gone wild, with epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that is more chaotic than a Chocobo race on steroids.

Forget about boring old FF7, on our server, every Final Fantasy game is fair game. From FF1 to FF15, we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, why not create your own Final Fantasy game within Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the madness of a Final Fantasy circlejerk like never before? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ores Mined:	5012	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	492	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

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Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	42037
Void Gems Collected:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MissileCruiseCraft

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1804	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

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Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Villages Defended:	6
Magic Items Found:	4975	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	416	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!