Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBattles – Minecraft Server

#Akafuyu, AK EN Database, AK x R6S Collab, akg, akg website, arknights, ash, Attack, blockybattles, Caster Iris, Clank Liberty Retro, Coldshot skin, Come Catastrophes, Defence, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Jessica the Liberated, Doc, ela, EPOQUE, Guard Irene, Guard Surtr, Guard Wind Chimes, Iana, Liskarm, Minecraft, Mint, Mountain, Mulberry, Operation Originium Dust, Raythean Striker, Saileach, Scene, Schwarz, Server, Sniper Aosta, Sniper Fartooth, Sniper Typhon, Specialist Almond, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Kirara, Suzuran, Tachanka, Tactical Collide, Tuye, Valuable resources, Vanguard Elysium, Vanilla skin, Vector Breakthrough, Wakes of Vultures, Wild Mane, Wind Chimes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 6 Sniper Typhon, 6 Guard Surtr, and 5* Caster Iris waiting for you to conquer. But that’s not all, we also have a crossover event with Ela, Iana, and Doc from Rainbow Six Siege because why not mix things up a bit?

Join us for the Operation Originium Dust Rerun where you can battle it out with Ash, Tachanka, Schwarz, and Liskarm in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about our exclusive AK x R6S Collab where Attack, Defence, and Tactical collide in the most chaotic way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have 6 Guard Irene, 6 Sniper Fartooth, and 5* Defender Firewhistle waiting for you on our CN server. Plus, Mountain, Akafuyu, and Wild Mane are here to spice things up in the EPOQUE Re-Edition event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even unlock the legendary Wind Chimes skin for your character!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Return Obsessed Minecraft SMP

asset allocation, building wealth, earning more money, financial education, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Gains, investing, investment strategies, long term investing, McDonald’s salary, Minecraft, obsessed, Obsession, partial shares, retards, RETURN, RETURNS, smp, stock market, Wealth accumulation, wealth building

Are you tired of being surrounded by financial noobs who think they’re gonna strike it rich with tiny gains? Join our Minecraft SMP where we focus on earning big money to build insane wealth! Our players have turned dirt blocks into diamond towers and traded their way to owning entire villages. Say goodbye to small gains and hello to epic wealth-building adventures. Come join us and show those financial noobs how it’s done!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ExBlockMate DramaCraft

Agreement, arrears, child support, Conflict, Court, custody, disagreement, Divorce, DramaCraft, earnings, ex wife, ExBlockMate, family, Financial, forgiveness, income, lawsuit, Legal, mediation, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, spousal support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine and craft your way to happiness! Join us and leave your ex-wife and child support issues behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is a debt of gratitude for all the fun you’ll have. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond block hidden deep within our world, all your real-life financial problems will disappear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a brighter future (and maybe even some spousal support)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ExDisaster Minecraft SMP

bad breakup, BETRAYAL, Breakup, cheating ex, Closure, Emotional rollercoaster, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex story, ExDisaster, exes be crazy, exes from hell, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship drama, smp, starting over, toxic relationship, worst ex

Are you tired of dealing with toxic exes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where all your exes are turned into harmless chickens that you can laugh at and throw eggs at all day long. It’s the ultimate revenge without any of the drama! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build a giant statue of your ex out of diamond blocks and then blow it up with TNT? Trust us, it’s therapeutic. So come join us and let’s make some exes regret ever messing with us in the first place!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockyBrothers

arrogance, Behavior, BlockyBrothers, Communication, Empathy, ENTITLEMENT, growth, habits, Kindness, Listening, Men, Misogyny, reddit, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, Stereotypes, STOP, Support, toxic masculinity, Understanding, wish

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being as boring as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave of Minecraft! Join us if you want to stop other men from stealing your diamonds, because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond theft” policy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Slayer, who once defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to learn his epic battle strategies and become a Minecraft legend yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers forever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ores Mined:	5440
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	105
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Epic Autism EEGs Server

autism, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain activity, brain waves, children, developmental disorders, EEG technology, EEGs, Electroencephalograms, Epic, epilepsy diagnosis, epilepsy monitoring, epilepsy risk, medical testing, neurological development, neurological disorders, neurology, pediatric health, pediatric neurology, seizure prediction, seizures, Server

so, like, imagine this: you join our server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where EEGs are like, the key to everything! like, you gotta predict epilepsy risk in children with autism spectrum disorder to, like, survive and stuff. it’s a wild ride, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with all the tools and resources you need to, like, conquer this crazy challenge. plus, there’s, like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and, like, magical creatures that only those with the power of EEGs can tame. so, like, come join us and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sunburned SMP: Survival with a BIG Update & World Expansion just took a tumble! Custom Fish, Gear, and Enchants await!

Await, bedrock, big, Challenges, Community, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Enchants, Events, Expansion, Fish, Gear, java, Minecraft, PvP, Resets, Server, Skills, smp, Sunburned, Survival, tumble, twitter, update, Whitelist, world

Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing like never before with our cutting-edge Fishing Log! Marvel at the custom textures of each fish you catch, organized by rarity level, and show off your impressive collection to your friends! Be sure to accept the server resource pack for the best experience!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into the world of lobster fishing! Purchase your very own lobster pots from Aaron the Angler at /pond (conveniently located at /spawn). Place them in the water, bait them up, and watch as you reel in a bountiful catch to sell back to Aaron!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your mettle against other skilled players in our exhilarating player versus player arena! Don’t worry, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Rest easy knowing that your creations and belongings are safe and secure with our robust land claiming and grief prevention system. Build to your heart’s content without fear of interference!
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy! Purchase custom gear from the Gear Merchant at /spawn, engage in trade, earn money, and participate in exciting auctions. The possibilities are endless!
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Elevate your gameplay experience and showcase your dedication by earning free ranks, kits, and perks through voting! Stand out from the crowd and reap the rewards of your support!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Embark on thrilling quests, participate in unforgettable events, and tackle weekly challenges that will keep you engaged and rewarded. Never experience a dull moment on Shaded!
🔮 50+ Custom Enchants. Enhance your gear with our extensive collection of over 50 unique custom enchants! From elemental powers to special abilities, these enchants add a whole new dimension to your equipment and gameplay. Discover rare and powerful combinations to become a true legend on the server!
💪 mcMMO Skills and Progression. Level up your character with the popular mcMMO plugin! Develop skills in various areas such as mining, woodcutting, fishing, and combat. Unlock powerful abilities, gain experience, and become a master in your chosen fields. Watch as your character grows stronger with every action you take!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players in perfect harmony. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure that the server is regularly updated and that your feedback is heard and valued.

Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be a part of the most exciting Minecraft community around! Join Shaded today by simply copying and pasting this IP address into your Minecraft client: play.shaded.gg

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Shaded Minecraft server?

A: Simply enter the server IP play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client and start your adventure!

Q: Are there any custom features on the Shaded server?

A: Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as the Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can use the land claiming and grief prevention system on Shaded to keep your creations safe and secure.

Q: How can I earn ranks and perks on the server?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks as a token of appreciation for your support!

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the Shaded server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional, allowing you to choose whether or not to participate based on your playstyle preferences.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hello 4chan Minecraft Server

4chan, digital activism, fake names, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, internet mischief, internet pranks, internet trolling, library, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online forums, Online Petition, online petitions, Server, social media, spam script, trolling

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, do I have the perfect server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Our community is like no other, with players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where we prank online petitions and polls just for fun. Remember that time when we convinced the local library to move 150 meters just for kicks? Yeah, that was us.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous stunts we’ll pull next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ms Rachel and Elmo Minecraft SMP Link Up

Bonding, catch up, Companionship, Connection, Elmo, EXCITEMENT, Friends, friendship, get together, Happiness, Happy, joy, Keep It, Link, linked up, Meeting, Minecraft, ms rachel, need it, Rachel, reunion, smp, socializing

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as Ms Rachel and Elmo team up to create the most chaotic and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Ms Rachel accidentally turned Elmo’s house into a giant cookie and chaos ensued as they tried to figure out how to change it back. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for them!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons every Friday night. Will you be brave enough to join in on the fun?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining and crafting. Need it or keep it? You decide!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MomKicked Minecraft Server

Boundaries, c ptsd, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, emotional triggers, Empathy, family, generational trauma, house rules, Inheritance, living arrangements, mental health, Minecraft, MomKicked, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, Trauma

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from your mom and stepdad! No more backhanded remarks about your interior decorating skills or vacuuming before 8 am. Plus, no need to worry about triggering your C-PTSD because in our world, you’re the boss!

Join us now and escape the chaos of real life for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Build, explore, and relax without any judgment or unwanted advice. Trust us, it’s better than confronting your mom about her TV volume at 2 am!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
New Chunks Explored:	831107	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	9188	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyTrustFundSaver

accommodation fees, aita, Best Friend, CraftyTrustFundSaver, dependant, Eviction, family, financial troubles, Generosity, Gifts, Guilt, homelessness, parents, rent money, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Stingy, student loans, trust fund, Uni fees, younger siblings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where generosity is key! Just like in the real world, we believe in sharing the wealth and spreading the love. Join us and receive your virtual trust fund when you turn 18 in the game – the more you contribute, the bigger the fund!

Imagine having £20,000 in your virtual trust fund – you can treat your friends to brunch, buy them jewellery, and even help out those in need. But be careful, because just like in this crazy story, you might have friends asking you for rent money in the game too! Will you be generous like our protagonist, or will you be labeled as stingy and selfish?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the generosity, and the outrageousness of virtual trust funds in Minecraft! Who knew financial troubles could be so entertaining in a blocky world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1942
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LuckyCraft: What’s Your Epic Moment?

Blessing, chance, Epic, Fortuitous, Fortunate, fortunate coincidence, fortunate event, fortunate occurrence, good fortune, LUCK, lucky accident, lucky break, lucky chance, lucky charm, lucky moment, lucky occurrence, lucky streak., lucky stroke, lucky twist of fate, luckycraft, moment, serendipity, stroke of luck, whats

Have you ever accidentally mined a diamond block with a wooden pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous luck you’ve ever had in your virtual life. From finding hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear to stumbling upon a secret village of friendly llamas, our server is a goldmine of lucky moments waiting to happen. So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your luck levels skyrocket to infinity and beyond!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	260
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HackCraft: Kremlin Edition

Armenian cyber security, Armenian government, cyber attack, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, digital warfare, Edition, foreign hackers, government cyber security, government database, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, international cyber attack, Kremlin, Russian cyber attack, Russian hackers

so like, this server is so epic, even russian hackers are trying to get in on the action! they heard about our sick builds and crazy pvp battles and just had to try and hack their way in. but don’t worry, our admin team is on it, they’re like the avengers of the minecraft world, protecting our precious server from evil hackers. join us and be part of the most intense server drama since herobrine was spotted in the nether! trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come build, fight, and laugh with us on the best server in the multiverse!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	449334	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Superman’s Weak Muscles Server

atrophy, big muscles, body image, comic books, fictional characters, muscle growth, muscle maintenance, muscle mass, Muscles, Physical fitness, Powerlifting, RIPPED, Server, strength training, strong heroes, super strength, SuperHero, superhuman abilities, Superman, SUPERMANS, unrealistic standards, Weak, weightlifting

Yo, join dis epic Minecraft server where even Superman would be like “woah, these muscles are too big for me!” We got crazy strong heroes runnin’ around, liftin’ blocks like it’s nothin’. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are hittin’ the gym to keep up with the muscle madness. Plus, we got a secret underground lair where all the superheroes hang out and plan their next epic battle against the evil Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and flex those pixelated muscles like you’ve never flexed before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.