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Crafty LOLz: ‘/faces of int/’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old faces? Well, look no further than /faces of int/! This server is like a virtual plastic surgery clinic for your Minecraft character – you can change your face as often as you change your underwear (hopefully more often though, hygiene is important).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Faceless Bandit, a mysterious figure who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or will you outsmart them and steal their face instead?

Join us on /faces of int/ for a face-swapping, face-stealing, face-melting good time! Just make sure to bring some extra faces with you, you never know when you might need a quick change.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Woke Gamers

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Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

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Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

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Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3247

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

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“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

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Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	322
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Definitely Wasn’t Made by Anonymous, No. 916845265

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable fluffiness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. Join them in epic battles against evil cows and sheep who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant farm!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity is optional and you can build your dream base without any pesky mobs bothering you. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless amounts of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6866

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Crops Grown:	3382