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Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Enchantments Applied:	132
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8620	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	1565
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	2389
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	228	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	259	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Animals Bred:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	456046	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5