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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 62
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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