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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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