Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2452
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crops Grown:	1286
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Animals Bred:	111	Dimension Hops:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	5017
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8352
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5444	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mines Excavated:	1633
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	1544	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	2316
Emeralds Found:	3537	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Farms Harvested:	177
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!