Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4170

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	70	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Animals Bred:	127	Emeralds Found:	6683

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2849

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Towns Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Farms Harvested:	664
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.