Blocky Peen Panic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel whole again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you circumcised guys feeling a little insecure. Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering monuments to make up for what’s missing downstairs. Who needs foreskin when you have epic builds to show off? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it can actually grow back your missing piece. So come join us and experience the ultimate transformation – both in-game and in real life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1908	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Farms Harvested:	806	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	496	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6852
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.