Blocky Nightmares | New Minecraft Servers 2024

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7866

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4345	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	555
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3812
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	918
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Anger Management Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9730

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	6967	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Forest Fiasco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori herself hangs out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.

2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Ores Mined:	4535

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KirbyCraft: Where Nintendo Fans Can Finally Get Revenge on the Minecraft Haters!

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Hey gamers! Are you tired of being laughed at for playing Kirby and Mario? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Kirby and Mario are the ultimate powerhouses, taking on creepers and zombies like never before.

Forget about boring old games like Persona 5, because on our server, the real fun begins when you enter the world of Kirby Robobot. Imagine riding around in a giant robot, smashing everything in your path and collecting all the diamonds you can find. It’s a wild ride that will have you laughing and cheering all day long.

So come on, join us on our server and show those Nintendo haters what real gaming is all about. Who needs Persona 5 when you can have Kirby and Mario on your side? Let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8426	Magic Items Found:	6303
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mines Excavated:	3839
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7