Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘This game is amazing’ becomes ‘OMG I can’t stop playing!’

PolishPiggyCraft: Where we build friendships stronger than Polish-Israeli alliances!

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Are you tired of being told who you can and can’t like by random internet strangers? Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where brown nupols and tranny shills get absolutely wrecked? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to be dictated to by anyone, especially not Muslims. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and show those haters who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bi-Crafters: Where everyone is a little greedy, but in a fun way!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the greedy bisexual whores out there! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore with like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to show off their true colors. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground club where only the most scandalous players can gain entry. So why wait? Join us now and let your inner greedy whore shine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AnonCraft: The Ultimate QQ Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and embark on epic adventures like never before. Build your own Nino-themed castle and show off your love for best girl. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret cafe run by Miku herself, serving up delicious virtual treats.

But beware, there’s a college on this server where Itsuki is the headmaster and she’s not afraid to give out homework quests that will challenge even the bravest players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there and see why Nino deserves to win in some way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	45
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9970	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1858	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6157
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5018	Divine Spears Created:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crops Grown:	9436	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	166
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9953
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1