Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is owned by Microsoft, which means we have all the best games at our fingertips!

Imagine playing Halo in Minecraft, or even Doom and Call of Duty! And just wait, Half-lifeFPS Smash Bros is on the horizon – you won’t find that kind of action anywhere else! Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Endless Night Skies: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars

    TeaCraft – Sippin’ with the Stars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become part of the exclusive tea drinkers club, where we sip on virtual tea while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is frequented by celebrities from all over the Minecraft world. Rub elbows with Notch, Stampy Cat, and even Herobrine himself! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Harvey hosting a virtual game show.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. It’s like having your own personal paparazzi, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the tea-drinking, celebrity-filled, haunted world of Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for that creeper ghost, he’s a real blast!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 92 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous

    The Blocky Bandits: No. 195996331 by Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a snowball fight like you’ve never experienced before. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons and lava surfing pigs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!

    ZombieCraft: When Resident Evil 4 Remake Drops!
    Are you tired of e-celebs and their fake reviews? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where the residents are not afraid to speak their minds and have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!

    JuicyCraft: Where the Juice Gets the Last LOL!
    Looking for a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as O.J. Simpson’s court case? Look no further! Join our server where our lawyer NPCs will fight tooth and nail to prevent any payouts to pesky families like the Goldmans. We promise outrageous legal battles, insane twists, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the chaos firsthand? Come on in and see if you can outwit our legal team – just don’t expect any payouts!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone

    Blocky Commando Underwear-Free Zone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the commando lifestyle both in-game and in real life! Join us if you’re tired of being constrained by societal norms like wearing underwear. Our server is a place where you can let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players who are all in the same boat as you – free balling it in the virtual world. Together, you form a tight-knit community of commando comrades, taking on creepers and zombies with nothing but your pixelated dignity.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Underwearless Olympics, where players compete in challenges like the No Pants Parkour and the Bare Bottom Battle Royale. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy that’s shaped like a pair of boxers (because why not?).

    So if you’re ready to strip down (metaphorically speaking) and join a server that’s as wild and free as you are, then come on over. Just remember, underwear is strictly prohibited – but a sense of humor is mandatory.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Farms Harvested: 618
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Emeralds Found: 3502
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!

    ViewtifulCraft: Where the views are as epic as the fails!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic views? Well, look no further because our server has the GREATEST view you’ve ever seen! And don’t worry, we’ve got rid of all the pesky creepers and zombies, but unfortunately, we can’t get rid of the niggers. But hey, at least you’ll have a great view while you play! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 379 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!

    HolyCraft: Where Creepers Pray and Players Slay!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you hihhulis out there!

    Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Build giant temples to worship the mighty block gods, participate in ridiculous rituals like sacrificing chickens to summon rare loot, and engage in epic battles against rival factions of hihhulis.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hihhuli King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant pig, granting wishes to those who can make him laugh with their silliest jokes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace your inner hihhuli in the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs

    Smokemei’s Lava Land of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Smokemei hehe is here to blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped dragon. But be warned, the dragon is not your average fire-breather – it shoots out rainbow-colored marshmallows that make you dance uncontrollably!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame this groovy beast, it will lead you to a secret underground rave where the party never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Villager Mafia, a group of shady villagers who run the black market and will trade you anything your heart desires – for a price. Just be careful not to double-cross them, or you might find yourself in a turf war with a gang of angry iron golems!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Smokemei hehe today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 23502 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!

    Tao’s Pixel Paradise: Where Creepers are Cute and Villagers are Vicious!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give you high fives instead of blowing you up. Our community is made up of the friendliest players you’ll ever meet, who will shower you with gifts and compliments as soon as you log in.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cute Tao, a mythical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can catch Cute Tao, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’
    Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs

    HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate birthday edition celebration! Why join, you ask? Well, because we have a special event where you can download exclusive content that will blow your mind! Imagine diving into the Yawning Chasm or experiencing Your Color in the Acheron Trailer. Plus, we have character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng – who wouldn’t want to hang out with them in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have new drip marketing with Robin and Boothill, both with epic abilities to conquer your enemies. And don’t forget about our web event, “Immersive Interactive Exhibition,” where you can immerse yourself in a world like never before.

    So why wait? Redeem our special codes like ST3SHPNLNTN3STARRAILGIFTMOREPEACH0327CARNIVALPOMPOMPOWERHSR1YEAR and join our Minecraft server for a birthday bash like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!

    CraftyBoard: Where memes and blocks collide! Join us for a LOL-tastic adventure!
    Are you tired of browsing depressing boards filled with whining losers? Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and explore!

    Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored creepers, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco party hosted by zombie villagers! Our server is filled with wacky surprises around every corner, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why waste your time on boring boards when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the laughter begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous

    CraftyMcCraftFace: The Server That’s Definitely Not No. 265381814 by Anonymous
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that the player became the richest and most powerful player on the server, ruling over all with an iron fist (literally, because they had a diamond sword).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you will ever see. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop bacon instead of pork chops, you never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across.

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where players pass around a flaming potato that explodes if you’re holding it when the timer runs out. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come join us on Smooch, where the adventures are endless and the laughter never stops. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Choice: Shot or Stabbed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose between being shot or stabbed in your…uh, sensitive area! That’s right, we offer a unique PvP experience that will have you on the edge of your seat (or on the floor in pain, depending on your choice). Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Zombie Dances: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone

    Minecraft Madness: ‘FALLOUT’ Fun Zone
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old factions and quests? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and choose your side – will you be a part of the mighty Villagers or the mischievous Creepers?

    Join the Villagers and experience a life of luxury and opulence in our pixelated paradise. Build your own mansion, ride around in diamond-studded minecarts, and feast on virtual steak every night. But beware, the Creepers are always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your hard work!

    Or join the Creepers and wreak havoc on the unsuspecting Villagers. Plant TNT traps, set fire to their crops, and watch the chaos unfold. You’ll be the ultimate prankster in this wild world of Minecraft madness.

    So why wait? Join our server now and choose your side – will you be a hero or a villain? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4479 Star Shards Collected: 284
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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