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Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

3b3t, Anarchy, cussing, Dark, Griefing, Looting, Minecraft, PvP, racism, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Pure Vanilla. Looting/raiding allowed. Griefing? Also allowed. Cussing? You guessed it – allowed. We really don’t care what you do.

Aside from racism. Racism of any kind will not be tolerated – any form of racism will result in an immediate ban. It’s a dark server, but not that dark.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

Addictive, Atmospheric, Captivating, Exploration, FANTASY, Hidden Gem, Immersive, indie, Itch, Minecraft, morrowind, Mysterious, nostalgic, open world, role playing, satisfying, satisfying gameplay, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdly

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that scratches that Morrowind itch while still being totally weird? Look no further, because our server is the perfect mix of bizarre and satisfying!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our custom mods will have you questioning reality in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that Morrowind itch finally being satisfied in the most unexpected way possible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

Apology, cute Chinese girl, depression, exchange app, forgiveness, ghosting, hang out, Irredeemable, languages exchange, Meeting, mental health, Nervous, nervousness, Piece, piece of shit, regret, self loathing, Shit, sister, smp, social anxiety, travel, trip

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Saphrex-SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Saphrex-SMP New project that was just released with version 1.0.0 Polish coming soon as we push stable versions of the server. The server feature an Hub The server features an Survival *Disclaimer The server is currently work in progress, any bugs or non-playable areas or commands needs to be reported to the Owner ( 24/7 support ) The channels that the owner operates : Discord : In-Game : FATHERR__

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Lose Trump Minecraft Server

Deception, Defeat, DJT, Downfall, dying company, election, fabrication, Failure, grift, hype, LOSE, LOSING, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mumbai, Politics, prediction, rug pull, scam, Server, shitcoin, trump, Warning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, rehabilitating, shorts, Skibidi Vox Edition, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Khyscraft

Adventures, Benefits, Claim Land, cosmetic weapons, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, exclusive items, Experience, Grinding, Homes, item drops, MCMMO, Premium Ranks, PvP, PvP encounters, PvP zone, rankings, Ranks, smp, Survival, Tokens, Vanilla

KHYSCRAFT is a vanilla SMP server that includes an economy and various features. It has a pvp zone for players looking to battle opponents or friends, where item drops occur and players can strive for top rankings. You have the ability to claim land with a gold shovel; the more active you are in the server, the more claims you will get.

To get custom enchants, you must have specific amount of experience. Earn tokens that can be traded in a designated area to get powerful cosmetic weapons for adventures or pvp encounters.

There are ranks you can achieve to increase the number of homes you can set, and premium ranks facilitate easy access to exclusive items, making the grinding process smoother and providing extra benefits.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Android, anniversary, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, Crafty, Developer’s Note, Events, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Livestream, long tail tags, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	6092

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16175768, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Builder, Community, discussion, forum, Help, internet, long tail, Minecraft, no, ONLINE, post, question.., smp, tag list, tags, Thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just because you can. Our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who demand sacrifices of cake and cookies in exchange for protection from the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords and establish a llama utopia where everyone gets free wool and carrots for life.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Legend Factions

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Spigot, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Key Features: Pets — Bring your pets into battle for extra buffs, unique abilities, and more. Raid Outpost — Raid and gain control of the outpost, then defend it against other enemies. Darkzone — Explore the dark world to farm custom mobs, control the outpost, and gain crystals. Koths — Kill other players and capture the koths for loot, rewards, and more, the last team standing wins! Outposts — Claim and defend the outposts for buff and perks! . Boss Events — The player who deals the most damage to the Boss will be awarded the loot. Pinata — Pinatas drop loot on every hit, battle players for the rights to that loot! Custom Enchants — Upgrade your armor with simple but impactful enchants for extra support. :emerald~1: Gems — Gems are our custom currency on Legend Factions, you can earn them through events, voting and crates. Use your gems to unlock ranks and perks. And much more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, dating app, Despair, die alone, download tinder, hate Tinder, HEARTBREAK, hopeless, kill myself, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self love, self worth, self-care, Server, Single life, Swipecraft, Tinder

Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ArdaneMC

ArdaneMC, Asia, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, growth, ISLAND, Join, Minecraft, Minions, multiplayer, OneBlock, online gaming, rise-to-the-top, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Spawners, Top, Vanilla

The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3