| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies. These zombies offered to trade diamonds for cookies, and the player went on to become the richest cookie tycoon in all of Minecraft land.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests that only open if you dance the Macarena while singing the Minecraft theme song backwards. Trust me, it’s worth it for the loot!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Crops Grown: | 3466 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be whisked away on a magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and talking pigs. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on the back of a flying llama and battle evil chickens with laser beams.
Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident wizard, who can turn any block of dirt into a block of pure gold with a flick of his wand. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond castle where the rarest ores in the land are guarded by a group of friendly creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have all the villagers bowing down to you as their mighty overlord. The possibilities are endless on our unironically functional Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 173 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 156422 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!
Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!
Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5806 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7845 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?
But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 591583 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 341 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.
Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us for Magical Sugoroku, where you can roll the dice and let fate decide your next move. Feeling competitive? Try out Paper Sumo and challenge your friends to an epic battle of strength and strategy.
But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Kamihama Big Sports Day, is in full swing with intense competitions and prizes to be won. And don’t miss out on our exclusive Magical Paper Sumo Deluxe Version (Extreme) event for the ultimate showdown.
Looking for some powerful companions? Our current gacha offers 4* Light Madoka-senpai & Iroha-chan AAABB, 4* Doppel Explosion, and 3* The Event is Witch Hunting.
Need more info? Check out our infodump and translations to stay updated on all the latest happenings. And don’t forget to visit our Clock Tower to keep track of time in this magical world.
Ready to join the fun? Get the game on Android or iOS, and for English speakers, we’ve got a handy translation tool available.
Join our growing community by adding yourself to our friend list and filling out our form. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Need a break from the pressures of real life? Come build your own world where you can draw cute anime girls all day long with no art block in sight! And the best part? No one will ever tell you to “just control” your feelings because on this server, we understand and support you no matter what.
So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to all your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, right? So come on over and let’s have a blast together! Trust me, it’s way better than pulling the trigger.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Here, you can engage in epic battles with lolishotas riding on giant chickens, build ridiculous structures made entirely of rainbow-colored wool, and engage in intense political debates about the implications of having a lolishota as your president. Who needs boring old factions when you can join a server where the only rule is to have as much fun as possible?
So come on, join us on this insane journey and experience Minecraft like you’ve never experienced it before. Who knows, you might just become the next lolishota king or queen of our crazy server!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 203843 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2345 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
