| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 244 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join us for epic robot battles, where you can pit your trusty Minecraft skills against advanced AI from the future. Will you come out victorious, or will you be defeated by a robot with a filter so advanced it makes your head spin?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground labs where you can experiment with time travel and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in these mysterious labs?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and witness the insanity for yourself! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking for a wild ride, this server is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment and wacky fun. Join us now and get ready to discover what filters other robots have in the year of the lord 2005+19!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we embrace the absurd and take trolling to a whole new level. Need a break from the monotony of everyday life? Come chill with us and unleash your inner troll!
We have crazy events like “Dysphoria Day” where players can roleplay as different genders and troll each other in the most outrageous ways possible. It’s a wild and wacky experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue. Just remember, leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5278 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7142 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 200 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for epic battles against giant virtual YouTubers, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted vtuber idol, and even participate in wacky game shows hosted by Minecraft chickens! But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart – rumors say that if you make a wrong turn, you might end up in a dimension where everything is made out of chocolate cake (delicious, but not very practical for survival).
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into – one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored again!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us for the dankest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is so lit, you’ll think you’re in the nether! And speaking of the nether, we have a special “Pass the BONG” event where players compete to see who can get the highest in-game while navigating through a maze of lava and pigmen. It’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – our server also has a custom plugin that turns all the animals into stoned versions of themselves. That’s right, you’ll be walking around with a herd of high cows and trippy chickens following you everywhere you go. It’s like a psychedelic farm party!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, if you find some rolling papers in-game). Just remember to pass the BONG and enjoy the ride!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the sirs who did it all! Why did they do it, you ask? Well, let us tell you a tale of sirs who were so crazy, they built a giant statue of a potato and held a dance party on top of it! And that’s just the beginning of their outrageous adventures.
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil unicorns, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire! We promise you’ll never be bored on our server, because the sirs who did it all will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics.
So come on down and join our Minecraft server for the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous gaming experience of your life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of why the sirs did it all in the first place.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to experience a world where you can create your own insane stories, like orchestrating a scandalous love triangle involving a mentally ill fat goth girl and a 5’4 gnome she settled for. Will you choose to make her cheat with you and send the video to her unsuspecting fiance right after they get married, or will you break her heart by dumping her for someone better, claiming you never loved her and were just horny and desperate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 9423 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
On our server, we have a special event where the cows have learned how to breakdance and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. And don’t even get us started on the killer rabbits that have formed a gang and demand tribute in the form of diamond carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive “Patrick, the Pantless Enderman” who roams the lands in search of fashionable pants to wear. Join us and help him find the perfect pair of trousers to complete his look.
So why waste your time with degrees and boring real life responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is how many laughs you can have in a day!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: You’re navigating through the virtual world, grooving to the funky beats of Parappa the Rapper and shredding on the guitar in Um Jammer Lammy. But wait, there’s a twist! Instead of using controllers, you have to mine blocks and build instruments to keep the rhythm going. It’s like DDR meets Minecraft meets a rock concert all in one!
But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it actually transports you into the games themselves. You’ll feel like you’re rapping with Parappa or jamming out with Lammy in real life. Plus, the graphics are so high-quality that you’ll swear you’re playing on a PS5.
So why waste your time and money buying a new console when you can join our Minecraft server for the ultimate Parappa/Um Jammer Lammy experience? Trust us, it’ll rock your world in ways you never imagined. Join now and get ready to game like never before!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 76 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for the most simplistic graphics you’ve ever seen, but don’t worry, it’s easily moddable (because who doesn’t love a good mod?). Turn are resolved simultaneously, so get ready to plan battles like a strategic mastermind!
Check out our outdated pastebin for extra laughs, join our Steam group where anything goes, and dive into the multiplayer guide for some chaotic fun. And if you need a break from the madness, why not try the Llamaserver for a change of pace?
But that’s not all! We have fan art, balance mods, and even a Pretender calculator to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, the Pantokrator from last time is still ruling the server – will you be the one to take them down? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 350 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 171 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
