| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Our latest version update, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” will take you on a wild adventure like never before. Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara? These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they come with special abilities and powers that will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion in no time!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2927 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9264 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to funky tunes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle? Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9188 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?
If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 8492 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!
Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3573 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.
So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4797 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3167 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Potions Brewed: | 125 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 279 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5866 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.
So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 2419 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
