Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Trump has won a record breaking THIRD presidential race! And what does that mean for you? Well, for starters, he’ll probably get at least one, maybe two more SCOTUS picks. That’s right, you can build your very own Supreme Court in Minecraft and have Trump appointing all the judges. Who needs democracy when you have Trump ruling the land in Minecraft? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Alien Abductions: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Emeralds Found: 2975

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magic Items Found: 7616
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Crops Grown: 3110
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mines Excavated: 2359
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Animals Bred: 160
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Villages Defended: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Emeralds Found: 980
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Falling into the Void: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Zombie Dances: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 32 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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