Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Enchantments Applied: 192 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 6689 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

    MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

    MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts
    lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

    our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

    if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 69 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

    No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters
    Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

    Server Information

    Server Version 1.20.1
    Server Type Whitelist Only
    Content Creators Yes

    Join Us

    If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to new players? Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
    Can I join as a content creator? Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
    How quickly are applications reviewed? Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

    -Professor Tommo

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

    Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

    Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2349 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Potions Brewed: 150

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineCrafty2024

    MineCrafty2024
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Mines Excavated: 1959 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Star Shards Collected: 60

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

    NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivious to the Minigames

    Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

    Game Mode New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
    Features – Gather resources as a team
    – Fight unique neutral objectives
    – Destroy enemy’s monuments
    Discord Join the discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
    Is there a specific team size for this game mode? Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
    What happens if our team loses all our resources? If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
    Can I play solo or do I need a team? While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 232 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Potions Brewed: 117 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

    Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

    But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

    “Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

    So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CreeperChristmasTripNope

    CreeperChristmasTripNope
    Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

    We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Towns Built: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NerdAlertMC SMP

    NerdAlertMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

    We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 137 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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