Welcome to the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with muzzshits, UMMUH, and subhumans galore!

Ever wondered what it would be like to send 40,000 subhumans to aid imperialist American interests in annihilating Iraq and Syria? Well, look no further because that’s just the tip of the iceberg here!

Did you know that the fall of the OTTOMA EMPIRE was orchestrated by the British? It’s true! And the only thing these folks know how to do when they’re not being led by superpowers is scream, holler, yell, proselytize, and post Quran WhatsApp verses. Talk about impotent people on the planet!

But wait, there’s more! The rEsiSTANcE here completely halted rocket fire on Israel after Nasrallah’s death and laid low. Why? Because the flock herders above decided even theatrical strikes were too much trouble. So they just sit back and tell their sheeple how angry but TOTALLY powerless they are. It’s a real comedy show!

Join us on this Minecraft server where you’ll witness an entire community of retarded cattle blindly loyal to corrupt religious leaders who extort them for all they’re worth. It’s like a soap opera, but with more murder, stifling of intelligence, and progres (yes, with an “s”).

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this chaotic world where entire armies are only good at murdering their own citizenry and stifling progress. Who knows, maybe Israel will take over the whole region and make it even more entertaining!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FennecMC

    FennecMC

    Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Divine Spears Created: 20

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server

    Create 1.20.1 Minecraft server HubMc Minecraft server
    The launcher can be downloaded from the HubMc telegram channel – https://t.me/hubmc_news

    Welcome to hubmc! This is a server for those who want a fair and exciting game without any P2W elements.

    The server runs on the Create mod, which opens up endless possibilities for you to create unique mechanisms and engineering solutions. This is a real platform for those who love to create and experiment.

    We created hubmc to make everyone feel at home here. We have a group of friendly and creative players who are always ready to help, give advice and just have a good time together.

    We are open to any suggestions and ideas. We are constantly developing and adding something new so that you will always be interested in coming back and playing. Join our community and let’s grow together!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

    WhimsyCraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a blocky superhero in spandex!

    WhimsyCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP-style
    IP Address 104.12851.44
    Port (Bedrock Players) 19132
    Players Around 15 total

    Join our Discord:

    https://discord.com/invite/kr5GgWCESC

    Server Details:

    Primarily PvE with PvP allowed by agreement. Focus on casual gameplay and community.

    QOL plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, etc.

    Community:

    Friendly and welcoming community looking for new players to join. Constant updates and improvements in progress.

    No plans for map resets as it is brand new.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can console and PE players join? Yes, Geyser is installed, allowing console and PE players to join.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed as long as both parties agree.
    How many players are usually online? Around 15 players total on and off.
    What QOL plugins are available? Plugins include Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, per-player Instanced Loot, Grief prevention, MCMMO, and more.
    Is the community friendly? Yes, the community is full of goofballs and friendly people always looking for new members.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server

    Crafty Girls’ Frontline Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a minecart rollercoaster, and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Build your dream castle, battle epic bosses, and tame dragons that breathe rainbow fire (yes, you read that right).

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure, a sky island where pigs fly (literally), and a haunted mansion where spooky skeletons throw parties every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, always beware of seaniggers, discord trannies, and dramaniggers – they’re the real creepers in this world!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Mines Excavated: 1097

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • 5 Days Minecraft SMP

    5 Days Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 New Chunks Explored: 345351

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FriendshipRescueCraft

    FriendshipRescueCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Star Shards Collected: 219

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

    WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

    Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • DisagreeCraft

    DisagreeCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fish Oil Factory

    Fish Oil Factory
    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name FunCraft Server
    Server Type Survival
    Age of World 300 days
    Requirements No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join the server?

    Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

    4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

    Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Who Are We Minecraft Server

    Who Are We Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

    CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

    We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • GuestsGoneWild

    GuestsGoneWild
    Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

    But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ZionFree Minecraft Server

    ZionFree Minecraft Server
    u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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