Blocky Dongs Collective | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CountryCraft: Yeehaw Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the official theme song of the UK, played on repeat 24/7. Imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of bagpipes and drums. It’s a truly immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3621	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

IdolCraft – Where Creepers Stan K-pop and Endermen Dance Like Idols

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where the mobs are as wild as the players! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing like a villager with a carrot.

Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We’ve got YouTubers like Kattarina Qutie and Nikki Rei leading the charge, taking on challenges that make mining for diamonds look like child’s play.

But wait, there’s more! Our Endless world is filled with characters like Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, and Momo Otako who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get us started on the idol Friends like Prism, Phase Connect, and V-Dere – they’ll make you feel like you’re in a virtual concert!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FurryCraft: Where Minecraft meets furfaggotry in the most hilarious way possible!

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of a community that will make you question all your life choices! Our server is so wild, it turned someone into a furfaggot! But don’t worry, we promise not to lead you down that same path…probably. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and life lessons you’ll learn on our server. Just remember, trust no one, except maybe our friendly moderators who are definitely not secretly plotting to overthrow the server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos and questionable decisions!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Farms Harvested:	948
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PunkCraft: Where every block is a suplex and every creeper is a heel turn!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as CM Punk in a wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a true shooter in the Minecraft world. Our community is full of hardcore players who are always ready to rumble, just like CM Punk himself. So if you’re ready to bring the smackdown to your fellow gamers and show off your skills, this is the place to be. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft champion and earn the respect of all the players in the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Creepers vs. Blocky Heroes: The Ultimate Showdown!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic battles between Marvel superheroes and Overwatch heroes as they fight for supremacy in the ultimate showdown.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ADD ADHD Craft: Where even the most baked players can’t scroll past the fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a giant rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about our exclusive mini-game where you have to race against a pack of evil villager zombies riding pigs? The winner gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and fly you around the server in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons to your heart’s content. Just be careful not to accidentally blow up the dance floor!

So come join us on our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled parkour course, then maybe you’re not cut out for this wild and zany server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	97	New Chunks Explored:	629272
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky LOLcraft: Mine, Build, LOL! #CryptoFun

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has the ability to mint random Pepe NFTs! That’s right, while you’re building your epic creations, you could also be snagging some rare Pepe NFTs to add to your collection. But here’s the twist – each purchase could result in the NFT being randomly burned or rewarded! It’s like playing a game of NFT roulette every time you buy one. Who knows what kind of crazy Pepe you’ll end up with? Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft QuirkCraft: Boku No Hero Academia Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the final battle is about to go down! Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako are all out of commission – looks like they partied too hard at the block party last night!

But fear not, because we have a secret weapon on our server – a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will lead us to victory with his powerful pecking skills. Join now and witness the epic showdown between players and mobs as we fight for control of the ultimate diamond castle!

Don’t be left behind like Bakugo, Shoto, and Ochako – join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the legendary Notchbeard the Pirate!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	203

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Zombie Family Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	2231	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6350	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Star Shards Collected:	231
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

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Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	119
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

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Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

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Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	850810

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2