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Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	4893	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	926898

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BrideCraftHairHide

bridal party, bridal price, bridal services, bridal treatment, bride surcharge, bride tax, BrideCraftHairHide, bun updo, extra cost, hair styling services, last moment, price gouging, professional hair services, professional hairstyle, retroactive fee, salon appointment, social media discovery, tip, venue’s instagram, wedding day, wedding guest services

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t charge you a “bride tax”? Look no further! Our server is like a professional hairstylist – we won’t gouge you for being a bride! Join us and enjoy regular professional gameplay without any added surcharges or unexpected fees.

Just like this bride who avoided the bridal tax, you can avoid any hidden fees or surcharges on our server. We won’t retroactively charge you for being a “guest” when you were actually a bride all along. Plus, our in-game stylists will make sure your virtual hair looks fabulous without breaking the bank.

So come join our server and experience the freedom of playing without any sneaky charges or surprises. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free and wallet-friendly? Don’t be an asshole, join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	4606	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CrazyInBedMinecraftSMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens armed with swords and shields come charging at you! Or how about the time when a giant creeper made entirely out of cake exploded in the middle of town, raining delicious frosting everywhere?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater roller coasters, and even a secret society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the server!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvisiCraft: 24 Hour Shenanigans

Adventure, Anonymity, Curiosity, dream, Escapade, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, freedom, hidden, hour, imagination, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Mischief, power, secret, Shenanigans, stealth, Supernatural, Thrill, wish fulfillment

Join our Minecraft server and find out what it feels like to be invisible for real! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the creepers out of them without them even knowing it was you. Or maybe you could prank the villagers by moving their stuff around and watching them freak out. The possibilities are endless on our server where invisibility is just the beginning of the crazy adventures you can have. So come join us and see what mischief you can get up to while invisible for 24 hours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RadicalCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally rad and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta check out this one! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty.

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles. they throw fancy tea parties every day and serve cake made of pure gold.

but wait, there’s more! we have a magical portal that takes you to a land filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. you can ride on the llamas and have a dance-off with the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us! but be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that epic.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Bridge Battle

annexation, battle, Black sea, blocky, Bridge.., Conflict, construction, Crimea, Diplomacy, Dispute, european union, illegal, Infrastructure, international law, Kerch Bridge, Politics, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, The Hague, Ukraine, united nations, VIOLATION

so, liek, u know how ukraine is all liek “omg russia, y u build illegal bridge?” well, we got the perfect solution for ukraine – join our minecraft server and build ur own bridge! but, like, make sure it’s legal or ukraine will be all up in ur face at the hauge, ya know?

we got all the blocks u need to build the most epic bridge ever. and if u need help, our expert builders will guide u every step of the way. trust me, ukraine will be so jelly of ur bridge skills.

so, come join our server and show ukraine who’s boss! build bridges, not walls, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9775	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Nuke Blast Defends Earth | Asteroid X-ray Fun

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yo, u ever wanted to save the world from asteroids with X-rays from nuclear blasts? well, on our server, we do that shiz for fun! come join us and help us defend Earth from giant space rocks with some epic explosions and sciencey stuff. we even got computer simulations to prove it works, so you know we ain’t messin’ around. join now and be a hero in the most insane way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	5052	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vanilla Ice SMP: Where the vanilla beans are semi-sweet and the players are fully whitelisted!

Active players, ADDED, Beans, building, Community, Discord, Economy, Fully, Ice, JOINING, long-term focused, Notice, Players, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Removal, Semi Vanilla, SemiSweet, Server, smp, Tight Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, Whitelisted

Nexus SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla with quality-of-life plugins
Focus	Long-term projects and community building
Activity Level	Active players preferred
Community Interaction	Consistently online and active on Discord

FAQ

Q: When will the server be released?

A: The server has not been released yet, so you won’t be behind if you join now.

Q: What plugins are used on the server?

A: We have a few basic quality-of-life plugins that enhance the vanilla experience.

Q: What is the activity requirement for players?

A: We are looking for active players who dedicate time to the community and economy. Players who drop off without notice may be subject to removal.

Q: How can I join the server’s Discord?

A: Send a PM to the server admin to be added to our Discord server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crops Grown:	4978
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

K-Pop Chick Minecraft Server

adult women, asian pop culture, chick, Confidence, cultural perceptions, empowerment, Entertainment, fashion, Femininity, Glamourous, hot, Identity, image, international appeal, japs, K-pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music (Industry), self-presentation, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, teenager

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the fabulous world of K-pop and all its glory! Our server is filled with stunning builds inspired by the flashy aesthetics of K-pop music videos. Join us and unleash your inner diva as you strut your stuff in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret meeting place for Japs who are obsessed with K-pop idols. They come here to admire the pixelated versions of their favorite stars and discuss whether looking like a teenager is a must in the K-pop industry. It’s a scandalous affair that you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of sparkles, drama, and questionable fashion choices. Join now and let the K-pop madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Wow, Canadians Are Based? Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wild world of maple syrup-fueled chaos! Our server is filled with friendly Canadians who will greet you with a hearty “eh?” as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tim Hortons loot.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of beavers plotting to take over the server with their dam-building skills. Will you join forces with the moose army to stop them, or will you risk it all for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle?

So come on, eh? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how truly based Canadians can be!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	60	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC

Boundaries, Chaos, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, Hospitality, houseguests, in-laws, Kids, long-term stay, NoTrashInLawsAllowedMC, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting limits, Tough Decisions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with in-laws trashing your virtual house!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone borrowing your virtual kitchen tools without asking.

Don’t let the cold shoulder from your wife stop you from joining our server – we’ve got plenty of friendly players who understand the importance of boundaries. Plus, our in-game kids are well-behaved and won’t break your virtual furniture!

So come on over and leave the real-life chaos behind. Who needs in-laws causing trouble when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server instead? Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mines Excavated:	2288	Alien Abductions:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SchoolAccidentMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the chaos of school accidents in a virtual world! We’ve got creeper explosions that will make you jump out of your seat faster than a fire drill, and lava mishaps that will have you running around like a headless chicken trying to save your precious diamonds. Who needs boring old school when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps in our server? So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate test of skill and luck!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	6