Blocky B*tches | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisTripCancelled Minecraft Server

AITAH, canceling trip, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family distance, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family misunderstandings, family obligations., family priorities, family responsibilities, family sacrifices, Family Support, Family Values, hanging up, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisTripCancelled

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more family-friendly than your own dysfunctional family? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive comments from your siblings or guilt trips for missing family gatherings.

Join us for a server full of fun, laughter, and no judgment for canceling plans due to a stomach virus. Our virtual nieces and nephews are always happy to see you, even if you’re feeling under the weather.

And don’t worry about purchasing your own plane tickets here – we’ll cover all your virtual travel expenses. So come join us and leave the family drama behind! Who needs real siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to hang out with?

CraftyCookmasDrama

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with authoritarian MILs, Peking duck drama, and gaslighting galore!

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the insanity of planning elaborate dinners, dealing with incorrect ingredients, and getting yelled at for innocent chuckles. And who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated family argument over cooking mishaps!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and questionable cooking choices, join our server now! Just remember, the show must go on, even if it means facing the wrath of a hangry MIL. Let the chaos begin!

BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun

accessibility, Availability, BankHoursSuckButMineCraftsFun, Banking, banking hours, Banks, business hours, convenience, customer convenience, customer service, extended hours, financial services, long hours, opening hours

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of banks thinking they can control your schedule? Well, our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate freedom of banking whenever you want, wherever you want. Need to deposit some diamonds at 3 am? No problem! Want to withdraw some emeralds while fighting off creepers? We got you covered! Say goodbye to boring old bank hours and hello to the wildest banking experience of your life. Join now and start living your financial dreams in the virtual world!

YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

Accountability, arrest, Asia, charges, Corruption, criminal, Democracy, En route, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, leadership, Police, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, seoul, South Korean president, YeolCraft, Yoon Suk Yeol

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	192
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

Empire of Blocks

Alternate Reality, ancient civilizations, blocks, cultural transformation, cyberpunk future, dystopian society, Empire, empire-building, FANTASY, futuristic past, historical fiction, History, Medieval Era, parallel universe, roman empire, science fiction, societal change, speculative fiction, Technology, time period, time travel, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

imagine a minecraft server where the medieval era is like a cyberpunk future for the roman empire. u can ride dragons with laser eyes and battle against robot knights with chainsaw swords. the castles are made of rainbow blocks and the villagers wear neon spandex. join us if u want to experience the most epic crossover in minecraft history. plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!

Deep Coral Escape

adaptation, climate change, coral, coral bleaching, Coral Reefs, corals, deep, deep water, ecological balance, environmental impact, Escape, global warming, Heat Tolerance, Marine Biology, marine habitats, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean ecosystems, ocean temperature, shallow water, species migration, warming waters

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our minecraft server where corals are like, yo, we gotta dip to the deep waters cuz the surface is too hot for us. but then the deep water corals are like, nah man, it’s too hot down here too. but then the shallow water corals are like, we can handle the heat, we’re chill like that. so they all hang out together and have a coral party like no other. join us for the craziest underwater adventure ever, where corals are the life of the party and heat tolerance is the name of the game. dive in and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Tower Defense

Adventure, Battles, Bosses, Conquer, Cool Towers, Defense, Dynamic Classes, ENEMY, Friends, Minecraft, Minigames, Party System, R&B, Skills, strategies, strategy, teamwork, Tower, Tower Defense, Ultimate, Unique

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

RB: Tower Defense
Overview	The Ultimate Minecraft Tower Defense Experience! Are you ready for a new kind of adventure in Minecraft? RB: Tower Defense brings you a thrilling, fast-paced, and action-packed tower defense game like no other!

Why You’ll Love RB: Tower Defense:
🏰 Cool and Unique Towers: Build and upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield.
⚔️ Dynamic Classes: Choose from a variety of classes and join the fight against waves of enemies.
👹 Unique Bosses: Face off against challenging bosses that will test your strategy and teamwork.
🤯 Play as the Enemy: Switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up!
🎉 Party System: Team up with your friends and defend together or challenge them for ultimate bragging rights.

Whether you’re defending solo or coordinating epic battles with your crew, RB: Tower Defense offers endless hours of fun. Sharpen your skills, experiment with different strategies, and conquer every level!

Join the adventure today! Server IP: towerdefense.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T

Are you ready to rise as the ultimate defender? Let the battles begin!

FAQ

1. Can I play RB: Tower Defense with my friends?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense has a party system where you can team up with your friends to defend together or challenge them for bragging rights.

2. Are there different classes in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense offers dynamic classes for players to choose from and join the fight against waves of enemies.

3. How do I upgrade towers in RB: Tower Defense?

You can upgrade towers with exciting abilities to dominate the battlefield in RB: Tower Defense.

4. Can I play as the enemy in RB: Tower Defense?

Yes, RB: Tower Defense allows you to switch sides and become part of the enemy team to spice things up.

5. Where can I find the server IP for RB: Tower Defense?

You can find the server IP at towerdefense.xyz.

6. How can I join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server?

You can join the RB: Tower Defense Discord server at https://discord.gg/BMHhm4hP3T.

Nostalgic Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, childhood favorites, childhood gaming, childhood memories, childhood pastime, classic games, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming nostalgia trip, gaming recollections, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, nostalgic, old school gaming, reliving childhood, Reminiscing, replay game, retro gaming, retro gaming experience, throwback gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Votes:	8954
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like replaying ur fave game from childhood but on crack! It’s so good, it’s like a nostalgia trip on steroids, man.

Join for the LOLs, join for the chaos, join for the sheer mind-bending experience of reliving ur childhood in a whole new way.

Trust me, once you step into this server, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like stepping into a time machine made of pixelated blocks and pure insanity.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the weirdest, most awesome way possible.

NoRideTwiceForYou

bad impression, BYOB, conflicting feelings, ENTITLEMENT, female solidarity, grown adult, halloween night, mutual friend, New Years party, NoRideTwiceForYou, party dynamics, party etiquette, party guest, planning ahead, refusing favors, ride home, rude behavior, social graces, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from entitled party guests like Ashley? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven from demanding divas who expect you to be their personal chauffeur. Join us and never worry about being guilt-tripped into giving a ride to someone who brings nothing to the party but attitude. Plus, we have a strict no-bitchy-librarian policy in place, so you can game in peace without any snarky comments about your smile. Trust us, our server is the place to be for drama-free fun and epic adventures. Join now and leave entitled Ashleys in the dust!

MentalBlockCraft

coping mechanisms, mental health, mental health acceptance, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health empowerment, mental health healing., mental health journey, mental health positivity, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalBlockCraft, self-care, Therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of your brain playing tricks on you like a sneaky little creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, your mental health will be as stable as a perfectly crafted diamond sword! Join us and escape the real world where your brain is your worst enemy and enter a virtual paradise where the only thing trying to kill you is a pesky zombie. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where your mental health can finally chill out and enjoy the game!

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2822	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Buildings Constructed:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

Classic Prison

airdrops, B Ward, bedrock server, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Koth, og, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: https://dnmc.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB
Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Crops Grown:	3481	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Star Shards Collected:	245

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Votes:	8830	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Villages Defended:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	5556
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13