Blocky B*tches

anyátok, blocky, Btches, kurva, long trail, tags

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	4816	Towns Built:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	7831	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear and rare items. But that’s not all, they also stumbled upon a secret disco party where all the mobs were dancing to the beat of the music!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary unicorn mount that can fly you to the highest heights of the sky limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of friendly aliens who will trade you emeralds for space rocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Crops Grown:	9626	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Items Found:	3849	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9311	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Towns Built:	3

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	268	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	8549
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4441
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Items Found:	2707
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Void Gems Collected:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!