Blocky Border Control | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Alex Chen, Arcadia Bay, Before the Storm, chloe price, Deck Nine, Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, friendship, general, holiday season, LGBTQ Representation, Life, Life is Strange, Life is Strange General, Lost Records, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, Max Caulfield, Minecraft, Pacific Northwest, Rachel Amber, rewind time, smp, strange, supernatural power, true colors

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	51
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisHubComplainsAboutSex

aita, best friends, brother-in-law, Complain, DISRESPECTFUL, Enjoy, family, high sex drive, home, House, husband, Job, Lazy, noise, Obnoxious, quiet down, sex, SisHubComplainsAboutSex, sister, Situation, work ethic

Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

10. Infinite possibilities, 11. Seeking enlightenment, 12. Quest for knowledge, 13. Unanswered mysteries, 14. Intellectual curiosity, 15. Big questions, 16. Seeking clarity, 17. Wondering minds, 18. Inquisitive nature, 19. Seeking wisdom, 2. Curiosity, 20. Longing for answers., 3. Knowledge seeking, 4. Mysteries of the universe, 5. Philosophical inquiry, 6. Deep thinking, 7. Seeking truth, 8. Life’s biggest questions, 9. Existential pondering, CraftyQA, ultimate question

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	6464
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

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so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	4528	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MapleCraftMayhem

allegations, bribery, Canada, Corruption, crimes, criminal activity, foreign affairs, fraud, Government, illegal activities, India, international relations, investigation, MapleCraftMayhem, political corruption, political scandal, politician, scandal, scandalous behavior, unethical behavior, wrongdoing

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

10. Genetic resources, 11. Tree peonies, 12. Genome, 13. Regulation, 14. Improvement, 15. Seed yield, 16. Genetic research, 17. Plant genetics, 18. Agriculture, 19. Horticulture, 2. PrDA1 genes, 20. Botany, 3. Jing Hong, 4. Flare tree peony, 5. PrTCP1, 6. PrTCP9, 7. Seed weight, 8. Seed number, 9. Yield, Boosters, Gene, Lab, peony, researchers, Seed

join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Towns Built:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Brain Trust Minecraft Server

Brain, emotional wellbeing, gentle reminder, inner peace, late night anxiety, late night thoughts, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Reassurance, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-doubt, Server, Trust, validation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, ALREADY BACK, archival websites, big explanations, data preservation, digital archives, digital preservation, historical data, historical web content, internet archive, internet history, internet memory, internet preservation, Minecraft, online archive, schizos, smp, wayback machine, web archiving, web history, web time machine, website snapshots

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	3654
Endless Night Skies:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ores Mined:	6090

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!