Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Villages Defended: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Servers