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TherapistGoneWild

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Farms Harvested:	183

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OverheardOcelots

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9505

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

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come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	207
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Potions Brewed:	114

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Milkks Minecraft

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Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7306	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MomSharkLoanSnitch

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SayItDoItMC SMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RedstoneNoob

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Are you still mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe? Join our Minecraft server and level up your game before your friends find out! We have enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly and build a castle in seconds. Don’t be the last one to discover our secret stash of rare blocks that can summon a herd of exploding sheep to protect your base. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master before the Ender Dragon starts sending you passive-aggressive messages!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TankTasticCraft

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come join dis server if u want to ride around in aging abrams tanks like ukraine is gonna do thanks to australia. we got tanks for days, just rollin’ around blowin’ stuff up like it’s nobody’s business. u can be the tank commander u always dreamed of, just watch out for creepers tryna sneak up on u while u drivin’. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop u when u rollin’ in one of these bad boys. so come on, join us and let’s tank it up together!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Scrolling Down Birth Year

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join our epic minecraft server where the pixels are so real you’ll think you’re actually in the game! we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to come near us. we have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by giant chickens wearing top hats.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and have epic battles with unicorns. we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	2245
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Fumikos Haven Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

Hello! There we are still under development and looking for staff 18+ for the time being of start.

Welcome to Fumiko’s Haven | IP: 64.58.118.119

About Fumiko’s Haven: Step into a realm of endless adventure. Fumiko’s Haven is a vibrant Minecraft server that offers something for every kind of player. Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or fight for power in Factions, we have you covered.

Factions – Join the Battle for Power: Align yourself with the HavenLords or create your own faction. Build, conquer, and defend as you engage in epic faction wars. With powerful OP sets and swords waiting in faction crates, there is always a battle around the corner.

MiniGames Lobby: Take a break from the grind and dive into our MiniGames lobby. Compete in exciting challenges, earn rewards, and unlock exclusive crates using virtual or physical keys. There is always something fun to do.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6