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DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	574748
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mines Excavated:	1807	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	4294	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Farms Harvested:	656
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	9141	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	1751
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Zombie Dances:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	11
Emeralds Found:	9613	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Mines Excavated:	4134	Votes:	101
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

Players:	101/800	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7199	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2