Blocky Booty Fun Land | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RespawnMySO69

CLONE, cloning technology, death, Decision making, emotional attachment, ethical dilemma, existential questions, Grief, hypothetical scenarios, Loss, love, Memories, moral implications, personal beliefs, philosophical debate, relationships, RespawnMySO69, resurrection, science fiction, Significant Other, soulmate

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Emeralds Found:	4306
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer you the chance to clone your significant other if they meet an untimely demise in the game! Imagine losing your in-game partner in a tragic mining accident, only to have the option to respawn them back to life in all their blocky glory.

Join our server for the ultimate romantic experience – build a virtual life together, fight off creepers side by side, and never worry about losing your player two again. Who needs grief counseling when you can just respawn your loved one with a click of a button?

So come on, join us and never fear losing your in-game soulmate again. Love knows no bounds, especially in the world of Minecraft!

OJ & Steel Showdown MC

Canada, cross-border trade, diplomatic relations, economic impact, global economy, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiation strategies, North America, Orange Juice, political tension, protectionism, RETALIATION, showdown, Steel, Tariffs, trade war, trump, US

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Votes:	9908
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got orange juice and steel on the line with Canada. if u don’t join, Trump gonna impose tariffs on us and we gonna have to start a war with Canada. but if u join, u can help us fight off the Canadians with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities. plus, we got a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a volcano that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and save us from the wrath of Canada!

Thalassa Server

adult players, Anarchy, anarchy play, anarchy server, build-protection, Check it out, Community, encouraged, Experiment, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, good community, historical bases, Mature, Mature Players, ONLINE, play style, Server, Server admin, souvenirs, Thalassa

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6210
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Thalassa Anarchy Server
Essential Info:
IP: theserverwont.work
Runs in 1.19 (No chat reporting)
Essential plugins only (Anti lag/Chat mechanics) etc.
Server/world are brand new
No Bans, ever. Do as you will.
Friendly anarchy play style encouraged
Nonessential info:
Server is geared towards mature, adult players.
Sexual content very much discouraged
Racist content very much discouraged
Hacking very much discouraged
Future build protection may be a possibility for historical bases

FAQ:

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server runs on version 1.19 and does not have chat reporting.

Q: Are there any restrictions on bans?

A: No, there are no bans on the server. Players are free to do as they please.

Q: What kind of players is the server geared towards?

A: The server is geared towards mature, adult players. Sexual, racist, and hacking content is discouraged.

Q: Is there any future protection for historical bases?

A: There may be future build protection for historical bases, but it is not guaranteed at this time.

Q: Can I join the server casually?

A: The server encourages a friendly anarchy play style and asks players to take it seriously. Server admin will be available to answer questions and give souvenirs. Thank you for considering joining.

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Emeralds Found:	9677	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	406
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ores Mined:	9713	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	97	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
New Chunks Explored:	13081	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ores Mined:	763	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	6654
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Magic Items Found:	3651

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crops Grown:	4517	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Players:	108/800	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchantments Applied:	78	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11