Blocky Booty Bounce | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	135	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	4554
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7346	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Penumbralcraft

Adapt, Ambiance, atmospheric environments, balanced PvP, calculated conflict, Creative, creativity, Dark, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, haunting beauty, immersive design, impregnable fortresses, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, resilience, skill, strategic art form, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, territory system, Thrive

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5330
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Modpack Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Server Performance	High-performance, overclocked server
Biomes	Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
PvP	Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
Base Building	Curated mods for strategic base building
Immersion	Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
Creativity	Advanced tools for creative construction

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with mods?

A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

Latin Cartoony Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Cartoon Spanish, cartoony, Communication, Craft, Cultural differences, dialect, ebonics, guey, Hispanic, Language, latin, Latinos, Latinx, linguistics, mexican spanish, mexico city, Neutered Spanish, Slang, Slur, soulless, Stereotypes, TV Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Mexican Spanish without the word “güey” – it’s like listening to ebonics without “nigga”, so soulless but so hilarious! Come join the madness and experience a world where the most important word is missing, but the fun is never-ending! Let’s get weird and wild together, güey!

BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP

body positivity, body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBodyShameMinecraftSMP, Communication, Confidence, Emotional Abuse, emotional well being, empowerment, healthy relationships, love yourself, mental health, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

OMG, like, imagine if your boyfriend was all like, “Ew, you’re so fat, babe.” That’s like, so not cool, right? But guess what, on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t body shame anyone! We’re all about spreading love and positivity, even to our blocky characters. So if you’re looking for a place where you can build without fear of being judged by some pixelated dude, then you should totally join us! Plus, we have this crazy story about a creeper who learned how to do the floss dance and now he’s our official mascot. Yeah, it’s wild, but that’s just how we roll in our wacky world. So come on over and join the fun, because life’s too short to worry about what your Minecraft boyfriend thinks of your blocky bod! #BodyPosi #CreeperFlossDance #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🤣

Players:	108/200	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5