Blocky Booty Bonanza – Best Minecraft Server for ‘how would sex with a girl like this feel?’ fantasies! 💥🔥 #minecraft #booty #fantasy

MapleCraft Server: Samidoun Terrorists

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So, like, this server is totally lit, bro. We got crazier builds than a llama on a trampoline, and more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Plus, we got this insane story about how the admins once battled a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but enchanted carrots. It was epic, dude.

And get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A TOP HAT. If that doesn’t make you wanna join, I don’t know what will.

Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s like a thrill ride from hell, but in a good way. So come on, join the server and let’s have a blast together. Just watch out for the exploding sheep, they’re a real blast.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Netanyahu vs Macron: UNcreated Land

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. one time, a player found a diamond horse armor in a chest and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. it was epic, bro.

also, we have this secret underground base where players can team up and plan world domination. it’s like a mix between james bond and the avengers, but in minecraft form. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that action.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that players can ride and use to fly around the map? yeah, it’s pretty wild. one time, someone used their dragon to prank another player by dropping a bunch of chickens on their house. it was cluckin’ hilarious.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s off the chain and full of crazy adventures, then you gotta join us. plus, where else can you find a server where the owner once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and actually won? yeah, that actually happened. come join the fun!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Stone Cellar Neolithic Denmark

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 5,000-year-old stone-paved cellar under a neolithic crib in denmark! like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite? come build ur own ancient cellar and pretend ur a time traveler or sumthin. plus, we got secret passages and hidden treasures down there, like legit pirate booty. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky server, so come join the fun and dig up some history, yo!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GearedToSurvive

3d view, Adventure, Battles, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, Fabric, java, JourneyMap, Land Claims, Minecraft, Mods, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Survival, teleports, Vanilla

Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PeepHub

alliances, Battles, Bedrock Port 31465, Challenges, conquests, Cross-Play, Custom Generated World, Economy, Enchantments, Factions, Graves system, Jobs, Mining, Nation building, Paper 1.21, PvP, Resources, Seasons, Shop, Skills, Survival, Territories, Vanilla items, Wars

Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

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Server Name	CozyCraft SMP Season 2
Version	Minecraft 1.21 \| Java & Bedrock Compatible

Overview

CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is CozyCraft SMP?	CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2?	To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
What makes CozyCraft SMP unique?	CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders?	No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

> Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TripWithoutBae

boyfriend drama, boyfriend jealousy, commitment concerns, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, evacuation stress, family time, family trip, financial constraints, long distance relationships, partner expectations, personal boundaries, quality time, relationship issues, relationship ultimatums, travel decisions, TripWithoutBae, trust issues, wildfire aftermath

Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, delusions, distrust, fear, hypochondria, Insecurity, mental health, mental illness, obsessive thoughts, panic attacks, PARANOIA, paranoia symptoms, paranoia triggers, ParanoidSteveMC, phobias, seeking help, smp, stress, suspicion, Therapy, worry

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TeenageTNTPranks

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Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RejectHubCraft

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so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mines Excavated:	1452
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Motion Madness

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	8741	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Block Brain Busters

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lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Palterra Pixel

MCMMO, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Minecraft Pokémon Fusions Starters League Champion Unique Stress-free Custom Laid-back Server Experience Engaging Battling Community Adventure Exploration Sandbox Fun

Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1961	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5