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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9110 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Towns Built: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”