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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 6262 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”