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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4378 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”