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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4812 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”