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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5379 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 693 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”