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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 416 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”