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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5420 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Emeralds Found: | 4312 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”