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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3090 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”