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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6102 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag? – We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals? – Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think. – The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on! – We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”